Does @narcissistcookbook Have A Fursona? And Can My Boyfriend Draw Us Hanging Out? 👉👈

babe, i don't know how to tell you this, but your profile picture has affected my view of you far more than anything you've ever said or done

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

on their clit like morse code

Dark Eco

I love how there's a thick, dark substance deep within the earth that was formed by the deaths of billions of lifeforms and has been trapped there for millions of years, that when harvested can weild such great powers that leaders are willing to start wars and slaughter millions just for it, however using said powers causes the very weather of our world to become corrupted, and yet we decide to name it after fucking olive juice.

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

"IF GENDER IS WHAT'S IN MY PANTS, THEN I AM A ROCKET" (They might never figure it out)

Character so good one half of the fandom thinks they’re ftm and the other thinks they’re mtf

they should invent legs that don't ow ow ow ouchie ow ow aaaaaaaa owww waaaahhh

this is how the cold war ended

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.