I'm Gonna Attach All My Pill Bottles To A Set Of Christmas Lights And Hang Them From My Ceiling.

the existence of the word "gock" suggests the possibility of a male equivalent, which would naturally be called a "mock".

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

flirting with transfems is so hard because (and I say this with love) we are all losers. if I'm upfront, she thinks I'm joking. if I'm subtle, she doesn't get it.

I tried to get her to talk about her interests and 2 minutes in she goes "sorry, I rambled off a little bit there" as if the joy in her voice wasn't worth all the worlds wealth and made me look towards the future with hope instead of dread

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

Can I take the Chicago rat hole estrogen

there are two girls playing tug-of-war inside of me, one is trans and has so much voice dysphoria that she would love to just stop talking altogether, the other is neurodivergent and won't shut the fuck up.

additional witchish tip:

Eat a lit candle to ensure no hex can undo the powers of the card

Witch tip::

Eat a tarot card to gain its powers