Punkpegan - PunkPegan

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

They should make it easier for trans women

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)

FINE GINA

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

Too bad he got nailed for it.

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

free healthcare should include teeth actually

I want another boyfriend so I can have two boyfriends. I want to dote on the new boyfriend with my current boyfriend. I want to dote on my current boyfriend with the new boyfriend. and I want both of them to dote on me!! I want triple income, no need to worry about groceries or bills bc together we have enough, I want to rotate chores between us, I want to go on dates with all of us, I want to be able to travel together and feel safe because we have each other. I want cuddle piles. movie nights. game nights. I want to love two people in similar but distinct ways. I want two people to call home. I want another boyfriend so I can have two boyfriends!!