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the existence of the word "gock" suggests the possibility of a male equivalent, which would naturally be called a "mock".

every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit

The thing about reclaiming slurs is that once you've been affectionally called 'faggot' by friends, loved ones, and amiable fellows on the internet for long enough, you almost forget that it means something else to people who hate you.

Honestly at this point if a stranger on the street yelled "hey faggot!" after me, I'd probably turn around like "what?" like they'd just casually called me by name, and they were only trying to get my attention because they wanted to tell me something, before processing that they're being hostile.

It has the same energy as "fuck it, we ball" except calmer.

I think we should add Pratchett’s Law to the list of things like Murphy’s Law until it’s a household adage because currently no one is doing it like *shrug emoji* “Things Just Happen, What The Hell” and someone needs to be

casting fireball at you in a cute way

Wait how do you do it in a cute- *AIl of my skin and flesh vaporizes leaving only a skeleton in my wake*

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a comic about meeting your younger self :)

Thank you for reading :)

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Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that