*meets Plural Person And Learns About Her Experiences*

this is how the cold war ended

hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing

peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain

what about the throat sack

Normal transgender dysphoria:

Chest too big

Chest not big enough

Facial balance wrong

Muscles too prominent

Skeletal structure too dainty

Incurable secret dysphoria

Not enough eyes

No tentacles

Teeth too dull

No halo

No bioluminescence

*Sighs In Sapphic*

if 3 bitches named molly were in a polycule would it be a molecule sorry

[9:38 PM]

Can I take the Chicago rat hole estrogen

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

*wakes up during ball removal* hey doc- can you put those in a jar for me?

BCBS: Yeah if your surgery takes longer than our admin staff with no medical training thinks it should, you have to pay out of pocket for the anesthesia.

UHC CEO: [assassinated in the street]

BCBS: ... You know we were just joking about that anesthesia thing ha ha we would never. We love keeping our brains inside customers happy.

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??