Your True Calling In Life Is To Sit Kneeling Dutifully By My Feet At The Breakfast Table And Look Up

Your true calling in life is to sit kneeling dutifully by my feet at the breakfast table and look up at me adoringly, waiting patiently for me to feed you little nibbles like a spoiled dog. That’s what you are, right? A dumb little pet that gets hand-fed table scraps.