I would steal your spot on a bed… but only to keep it warm for you :3
Does your pet try to steal your spot on the couch/bed/chair when you get up?
@the-adhd-sorcerer sound like anyone you know? ;3
Forced intox is great but imagine someone purposefully getting high to get fucked. They keep taking hits over and over, chasing the high that will make them limp and compliant. Being high will make them be very pliable, and they want to shamelessly bend to your every whim. Maybe they get crossfaded. But once they’ve succumbed to that helpless grasp, you get to do whatever you want to them <3
@the-adhd-sorcerer :3
Bet you kiss them on the lips.
This sounds like a great time… if only…
I wanna be the captive/pet of an ancient vampire... I want them to pamper me - sit me in their lap while they feed me, pet my hair, whatever. I only comply because I'm afraid of what may happen if I don't. I want them to hold me down while I kick and cry and beg, fangs sinking into my flesh. They lap at the wound, drinking my blood until I'm limp and hazy beneath beneath them. And then, when I'm too weak to fight, they fuck me deep and slow. Their hands wander my plush body as they wax poetic about how people of the modern age are blind to the allure of a body such as mine. They tell me that I will never meet someone who loves me as they do. And maybe I begin to believe it over time. Until then, they'll just have to continue convincing me.
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*realizes you’re describing her and goes into gay panic*.
@the-adhd-sorcerer
that guy who was really focused on being considerate at all times is now a puppygirl who will bark for anyone if they ask her to.
One K please?.
Also @the-adhd-sorcerer to me it doesn’t matter what you end up looking like… I’ll still love (make out, cuddle, sleep with, suck off in various ways) you… but that being said you should pursue your dream body and live your best life. ^w^
What you don’t know surely can’t hurt you… right?
*twisted sister begins playing “what you don’t know (sure can hurt you)”*
(Xユーザーのクシザキさん: 「メイド♂ https://t.co/RVxFdTZ1WS」 / Xから)
This would make me personally a very trans girl
they need to invent a way for trans girls to cuddle each other over the internet
Seriously though… literally one of the scariest thoughts I have is that @the-adhd-sorcerer will leave me… one way or another…
i... legitimately hate that this makes sense... i legitimately hate that this exists... i'm going to go cry myself to sleep now ;w;
Indeed
Commission
i'm saying we shouldn't need food stamps
I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)
*vaporeon noises intensify*
Pet play in the Pokemon universe has to go hard
can i have this too? like... i want all of this... possibly with alcohol too (because me while drunk and high is a very happy person... so long as i'm with other people)... although you will probably need to practically carry me to get lunch if it's same day.
pretty girls should talk to me and make me do things like be social and make friends and get me high and talk about how cute i am when im high and shotgun weed into my mouth and fuck me silly and go get lunch with me
@the-adhd-sorcerer look at the cute little spherical seal!!!
successful catch (re-uploaded)
because i would have to be between them >:3
The girls are fighting again-
bean boi/gurl is probably my favourite starter out of the first 4 mainline game starters
*is over here... so overwhelmed by her thoughts most days thinking at all becomes a challenge*
they can be in a gay relationship all they want... i think they're both equally stupid pokemon...
in honor of the recent news and fan reaction
edit: added alt text
i wanna be that cat...
i see lilac (which is a shade of purple)... and this is actually literally me
Too much skin, not enough floof
Cheerleader Dog Girl!
Yeah… I knew what I was but I couldn’t admit it…
any other trans girls really upset you never got to be a lesbian in highschool?
Don’t worry, it’ll happen
oh to be lazily giving head to a cute girl while she tells me all about her latest hyper fixation
@the-adhd-sorcerer is dis u? uwu
I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂
*looks at self* if only I had a pussy
They're ALWAYS trying to pull this shit @ parties
I cast gender dysphoria
god robots are so fucking cool