"My child is completely fine." Your child is literally working with a bunch of vault hunters to get herself unhooked from the eridium injectors hyper-charging her powers that you are using to open a Vault and unleash an ancient monster.
since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
movie tropes that will never get old to me:
a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
fourth wall breaking
“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
“fuck you” “well if you insist”
i can't believe this loser is my guy of the month