More Fashionably Late @may-blade Stuff, All The Way Back For Day 5 Prompt "cards". In My Language The

For entertainment purposes, I sometimes play around with an incorrect quote generator. To make it fun, the characters + quote have to be completely random / I can't shuffle names, and they have to make me laugh.

Here are some of my favorites. Hope they bring you a laugh.

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Kai: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don’t care about them. Ray: That’s brilliant. Kai: Thank you, Kenny.

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Max: I dare you- Kenny: Kai is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Max: Why not? Kai: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Kai: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Max: What's worse than a heartbreak? Ray: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Kenny: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Kai: Which one? I can't do both.

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Kenny: Emily noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. Ray: This reminds me of the Emily who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. Kenny: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Emily.

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Kenny: That sounds like a terrible plan. Ian: Oh, we've had worse.

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Emily: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Kenny: All the time. Emily: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Emily, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence* Emily: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck... Salima : You didn’t clap either- Emily: SHUT UP!

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Ray, staring at Mariah in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage? Tyson: Because they growled at me.

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Ian: You’re giving me a sticker? Julia: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” Ian: I’m not a preschooler. Julia: Fine, I’ll take it back- Ian: I earned this, back off!

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Bryan: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. Max: Those are wanted posters!

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Kai: Yesterday, I overheard Max saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Spencer replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Julia: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Tala: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Kai: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Ian: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Mariam: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Salima : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Emily: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Mariah: Here you go, Emily, a nice hot cup of coffee! Emily: It's cold. Mariah: A nice cup of coffee. Emily: It's horrible! Mariah: Cup of coffee. Emily: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Mariah: C U P.

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Mariam: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

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Bryan: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles? Ray: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Julia: Why would you give a knife to Kai?! Kenny, shrugging: Kai felt unsafe. Julia: Now I feel unsafe! Kenny: I’m sorry… Kenny: Would you like a knife?

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Emily, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Julia: Bryan’s gonna kill me. Spencer: No, he'll probably make me do it.

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Kai: That's it, you're grounded! Tala, no adventures for you! Mariam, no fighting for you! Ian, no stealing for you! And Bryan... oh my god, is there anything that you love? Bryan: Revenge. Kai: No vengeance for you. Bryan: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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Max: You're violent. Ian: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

I saw something on Pinterest ok? Judge me (⁠~⁠‾-‾⁠)⁠~

Maybe I imagined who convinced him, but I leave it to everyone's imagination ☕

LOL I should update this one 

oh Kyle =‘)

@let-it-ripperoni dared me to draw Kai with a slutty boob window crop top but then @bladerbunny said make it a phoenix bikini top and we went with it.

@darkened-storm said add Tala and Celeste’s reactions:

I love collabs (ಥ◡ಥ)

Ps also check out @let-it-ripperoni ‘s smexy Kai if you haven’t

Honestly, I love thinking about the possibility of "What if Kai didn't come back to the Bladebreakers?" For some reason this seems funny.

I have some thoughts about Dranzer and Black Dranzer too. Because, if they are a counterpart to each other, what if they came together as one? I have some HC on this. And things about the effects of experiments at the Abbey, which would fit the reason why his eyes change color and his hair too (which also involves a bunch of medications to control long-term effects, just like the Borg boys).

All this to say, I think the evil version of him is adorable lmao

Mima’s world <3 a perfect blue poster redraw in my style

Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that smoochie

Finished this late for Beyblade Day 2024 (and the 25th anniversary of Beyblade) but at least it's done now ^^ Full-colored version of a quick sketch I'd done in November last year, which in turn was based off a commemorative pic in Vol4 of the original Bakuten Shoot manga.

Characters (c) Aoki Takao Art (c) me [Kae/Kris]

Why worry about the rain when you can just kiss

I'm doing commissions~ Take a look, maybe?

A Kai doodle that’s supposed to be in my signature semi-realistic style, but honestly… I could do way better.