Purplecavesloth - Chaos In Frog Form

The best sticker ever, found at my town’s pride festival.

they are gay and no one can convince me otherwise

now, Tumblr watch this and tell me you don't feel tempted to do it (and don't lie)

IT"S FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my animation of the title song from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, a horror musical from @teamstarkid You can watch the FULL stage show on their youtube channel!

https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=Rhxg6asT0MMoTTXd This clip features Jon Matteson as Richie, Will Branner as Max! The story and script is by Nick and Matt Lang, with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim!

I recently played undertale red and yellow, and I am not immune to cocoapowder propaganda (let them have their little ice cream date, they desrve it!!!)

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

I bring a sort of "breathing fire everywhere and stealing gold, jewels, and fine weaponry" vibe to the castle that the knights dont really like

Listen; here is the hard truth capitalism has brainwashed out of you:

You are a primate, and one of the more naturally docile species at that.

Your natural instinct is to do a few hours of fulfilling work, and just enough grueling work that is necessary for survival. And then, your next instinct is to spend the rest of your day laying lounging around, fucking, playing, and occasionally getting up off your lazy ape ass to care for the more vulnerable members of your group.

Ashamed of living with your parents and struggling to find work? Don’t be. Humans do not have the natural instinct to leave home once reaching adulthood. They also don’t have the natural instinct to work all day, or to stop playing as adults, or to even raise their children in two-parent households without involving a tight-knit community in their upbringing.

Capitalism has gaslit you into thinking that you are somehow above an animal. That you are somehow more capable of hard, draining work that you hate than all the other intelligent social animals.

YOU ARE A LAZY ASS APE. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK A 9-5. YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON FOR STILL LIVING AT HOME

fuck I want to be a slug with no responsibility. just crawling around on moss in a garden and sleeping on a leaf or underneath a mushroom. reblog if you want to be a slug

aww