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A dumb kid walks into an ice cream shop…

Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.”

Clerk: “Sorry kid, we’re out of chocolate.”

Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “No, no, you don’t understand, it’s chocolate we’re out of,”

Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry, and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?”

Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.”

Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?”

Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W!

Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?”

Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!”

Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”

the ultimate john watson meme

I AM NOT GAY/ …

@ashtonsunshine

I couldn't seem to be able to reblog you answer and i dont know whether it's intentional or not.

Anyway, thank you for responding. I understand your concern and I'm glad you decided to answer me.

Firstly, it's good to see that at least one person in this shithole reads stuff when it comes to politics and not just rely on infographics on social media and fake news.

About religion: this conflict isn't based on religion, and most jewish and muslim people i know don't really care about it overall. This is about the constant fear of literal death hanging over our heads, on both sides.

For the past 75 years (and this is like the bare minimum) israelis and palestinians have been fighting over everything, and i can assure you that there is no single soul on this earth profiting from this hideous war. Non of us enjoy living in terror (and gaza is ruled by the terrorist organisation hamas, incase you didn't know), non of us want this to continue and unfortunately both sides can't seem to find an acceptable solution.

I saw a lot of posts about how israel is the bad guy because we had about 10 dead and the palestinians had like 150, so how can you possibly compare?!? We can't, but people can't demand us to not protect our citizens from thousands of rockets that could've killed hundreds, nor to not respond when two million people have to run for shelter. This is war, not kindergarten. I understand your point about the death and destruction, it makes me sad too, but sometimes people who live in Europe or Asia or the USA or whatever miss the point that we only attack as retaliation.

This conflict isn't gonna just magically end over #freepalestine trending nor by israel giving the Palestinians land and authority over themselves (simply because the current rulers are corrupted and radical). Nonetheless, i truly hope we can eventually over come this.

I still don't know if I'm going to unfollow you or not, but i think i should probably take some time off Tumblr for a while.

Stay safe🇮🇱💙

Definitely my favourite Villanelle outfit.

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

“Robin, to end up with a man who wanted you but wanted nothing to do with your choices,
 cared nothing for all the times you said NO,
 set up a string quartet and roses in your living room anyway, a man who mishandled you start to finish in the name of romance and the grand gesture— Robin, to end up with a man more in love with the idea of love than with you must seem like some kind of cosmic betrayal, must seem so season one pre all that character development. I know that after years of the same tired back and forth, it must be easy to mistake poor scripting for fate. But, listen to me: fuck the grand gesture. Robin, FUCK THE BLUE FRENCH HORN. He does not always deserve to Get The Girl
 just because he wants the girl. Sometimes the girl gets to drink a neat scotch and pile into bed with her five dogs 
comfortable, happy, and alone. Robin, sometimes the girl gets herself.”

— ROBIN by Trista Mateer

Tell me childern aren't the best, i dare you

Good News: Our Children Have Some Terrific Ideas for How to Get the Big Ol’ Boat Unstuck From the Suez Canal

This smile is going to end world hunger

BEN and REY in STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

doing this without being tagged like the bad bitch that i am✌🏼

@randomidiotsposts @stuffandatherstuff @lamsotp123 @nonstopfangirl do it if you feel like it!

this is cute 😊

so i was rewatching Brooklyn 99 and i solved the puzzle in s2e18

12 islanders, one of them is heavier, a seesaw, you can use seesaw only three times

1) 4--------4

four islanders in the left,four islanders in the right and four islanders are out. so you can find out which group heavier one is in

2) 2--------2

3) 1---------1

im so proud of myself

I started to watch misfits today bc of rob of course and it is WILD and i love it

Rob looks so smol i cant even lmao and i love how klaus and nathan have similar personalities

Edit: i just finished 2×03 and this is def my favourite episode