"Nobody's Perfect."

So according to the umbrella academy, the apocalypse didn't happen in 2019, but has anyone felt alive since?

Would you believe me when i tell you that the exact same thing happened to me but my dad was playing the kazoo?

Me: *tries to have a peaceful morning in bed listening to Foo Fighters*

My dad: *puts a flute cover of My Heart Will Go On at full blast followed by Hallelujah*

David castañeda is the Mexican Tom hardy.

So i just read Simon vs the homo sapiens agenda

Guess who has a new fandom

Eve +her button ups with the sleeves rolled up

we fuck and we fight and you call me a psycho

CALM aesthetic [8/12]: Not In The Same Way - 5 Seconds Of Summer

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טוב לדעת

חברה שלי מלצרה את עודד מנשה והייתה לו דודא למיץ תפוחים

Sherlock: I'm fucking outta here!

Ms. Hudson: hey, don't swear!

Sherlock: I do what I want, I'm punk rock.

John: no you're not.

Dear Hamilton fandom,

Are you okay?

Apparently, there's a whole side in the fandom dedicated to a piss cult. I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed, but somehow it's both.

You have truly outweirded yourself.

Sincerely, your obedient servant,

p.g. fruit.

(i know you sang it, i did too)