"kill Them With Kindness" WRONG Boop

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Woke up disgruntled in the middle of the night and my first thought was that I needed to text my friend my thoughts on choreman

reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

had a dream that they hard launched with a video called Basically We Are Gay For Each Other and we immediately made the acronym BWAGFEO (pronounced bwog fee oh). anyway. bwagfeo is real to me. it’s my Goncharov

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for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

I just love Sir Hop-A-Lot

Give me country-boy, southern gentleman Keith. Give me Keith raised in Texan chivalry culture. Keith who's dad grew up making sure he knew how to treat a woman right, and later made even more sure that he knew it still applied to partners of any gender. Keith who pulls date's chairs out before sitting down, opens car doors, and holds his hand out when they're walking down stairs. Keith who can lead in a killer western-style two step. Keith who seldom uses pet names, but when he does they're classy, like "darlin'" or "sweetheart" or "sugar." Keith who's accent comes out when he's angry or drunk. Keith who gives his jacket and knows the sidewalk rule. Keith who's a gentle, doting lover. Give me southern gentleman Keith and give me Lance who can't handle any of it without combusting.

Phil is the wife. Dan is the wife. Lesbians.