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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

I desperately DESPERATELY need more people to talk about Nolan and Alec. Nalec. They are everything to me.

Please PLEASE im literally begging you to give me anything, give me headcanons, fics, ficletts, edits, just talk to me about them PLEASE

it truly is cringe to rely on chatgpt for anything tho. like whats the purpose of your life if you cant even be assed to make a grocery list. or think. or do anything. u people cant do anything, can u?

like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.

Ok so this is my take on this year's April fool's:

I think we all got that it's an obvious reference to DashCon, with the ball pit and all. And I think the intention was that as DashCon was super lame and disappointing, and so was this year's event. That's the prank– it's lame.

Me myself, I was way too young to experience the con (or fandom in general) but many on this site we're there to see the shit show it was live. So I think staff thought the users would appreciate the "homage" so to say.

Now, the 10 year anniversary of the con was in July of last year so idk why they decided to do it this year ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

And I think it just was really too lame for it to work, especially after last year's boops which we all LOVED. So I, as well as everyone else, were disappointed by how 'meh' it was.

Also, the involvement of math DID NOT help.

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

10,000 likes!

who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

tumblr where are they

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself

So no boop?

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

Tumblr Devs I beg of you

being in the house md fandom is crazy because you could be scrolling tiktok and see the most gut wrenching hilson edit to a hozier song and the very next video is a roblox character with a house skin running from a giant rat in a room made of cheese

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

I dont know which is funnier, Liam Dunbar looking at Theo Raeken, known murderer who hurt and minupulated him and everyone he cared about and thinking "I could fix him" or Theo Raeken, known murder who's lack of morality has led him to commit unspeakable crimes, looking at Liam Dunbar, a good kid with anger issues which he has exploited in the past, and thinking "I'm gonna fix him"

this is going to sound like the most stupid "problem" in the world but I just gotta vent

being a jew who "looks white" is a fucking weird experience. when I was a child I had grown adults tell me that I was "lucky [I] won't need a nose job" or something like that. I have goyim straight up tell me that I'm not actually jewish cause I "don't look jewish", ask me if hitler would've spared me cause I have blonde hair and blue eyes, start doing race science on me, etc.

goyim also fucking LOVE to look at my appearance and say "well just don't say you're a jew and you won't experience antisemitism stop complaining" and it's like...no? my curly hair gets me plenty of micro aggressions. I have to code switch at work and with certain people to avoid using yiddish. and even beyond that, white supremacists get SO comfortable around you that you are subjected to antisemitism even if it isn't directed at you

and so so often my appearance is used by antisemites as a cudgel against other jews, like because I have blonde hair and blue eyes that means all jews are white. and I hate it. so much. i wish I could feel jewish enough with my blonde curls and dark blue eyes. I wish my existence wasn't a controversy.

honestly at this point I feel like my identity as a jew comes before almost any other identity because it's one of the most impactful in my life (behind my autism). like "jew" is its own identity that you can't put into a box.

idk man I just needed to get this off my chest

IT MEANS EAT SHIT MR DRUMMOND!!!!!!!!!!

you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in

i fucking LOVE LIFE !!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY???? IM ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME AS AO3 EXISTS!! THERES NEVER BEEN A BETTER AGE EVER !!!!! AND IM LIVING NOW AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

ויהי בימי אחשוורוש…

פורים שמח וצום קל לכולם !

Taking a break from my usual minhag of drawing a comic page for Purim just because I was so inspired by Alphonse Mucha lol!

How many symbolic details can you spot?

Mean Girls (2024) dir. Mark Waters

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)