flug’s the sort of man to gently take a cashier’s hand and croak thank you through tears when they wish him a nice day
with every new picture of flug i see my urge to bully him increases a thousandfold
a cryobed? a little plane mat? nasa jammies? this man won’t know a world that has lunch money in it
flug and dementia are getting up to their usual insufferable bullshit and black hat calls them into the office. he looks tired. he looks so, so tired. ‘do you have any idea how stressful it is to live with you people’, he says. ‘do you have any idea what you’ve done to my blood pressure.’ and as flug protests that it’s not his fault black hat slowly peels off his leather gloves, pricks his finger and a stream of blood catapults three feet out of him. he’s a condensed heart attack made flesh.
flug sometimes steals the little black hat puppet, turns the lights off, lights some candles, does his best black hat impression and makes it pay him compliments and tell him he’s valued and appreciated
2012 era black hat is full of smiles and looks like he’s having a great time and 2018 black hat looks like he’s on his fifth divorce in three years
i’ve been thinking about the promo art for the panel we just had, but this one part specifically
how annoying do you have to be to break black hat’s spirit because he’s not even angry. he’s always angry, and he’s moved beyond it. what have they done to him. how long is he willing to sit there until they stop because i’m willing to say like… nine hours. and then he’d just silently leave. they’ve killed his spirit. they’ve crushed him. he’s gone. this is the same look you give your toddler when they wake up for the seventh time in three hours. this is the look you give your dog when it gets into the dishwasher and eats a whole fork. he looks like he’s at marriage counselling but he clocked out fifteen years ago. they’ve killed him. the bitch is gone.
on some level you have to feel bad for black hat. you give your good for nothing lickspittle assistant millions of dollars and permission to make the ultimate, cold-blooded, unfeeling killing machine, and then when he whips away the curtain over the cage you find this fucking thing staring back of you
look at it. look at that thing. it thinks malice is some kind of delicious toffee dessert.
the hbo show but Swap
Hi! Saw the ‘give me requests’ things and so here I am!
Maybe some Zug x BH? It’s definitely a rare pair ( or whatever you call those now a days) but I think it can be pretty interesting!
( of course, it doesn’t have to be romantic if you’d rather, I just like to see how different people do those two reacting to each other )
Thanks for reading, keep up the stunning work!
okay I am SO glad there's the non-romantic option because I already have a dynamic in mind and this ask was an excuse to finally make it
Lil’ fellas
I'm supposed to be doing other things right now but this wouldn't leave my brain
White Hat: idiot. wanker. pissmonkey. clotpole.
Flug tried to date Miss Heed... Any other relationship is a big step up (also, how painfully ironic is that Demmy, who we are introduced to as the crazy in love girl, has a healthier approach to romance? I don't see her trying to drug Black Hat)
Well as long as they're the 'I have decided his atrocities are funny' kind of person, then it's true. Flug actually seems to be a decent guy around anyone he's comfortable with (read: Penumbra and the ghost kids)
I do think Demencia might have tried to drug BH. Oh I'm sorry, 'use a love potion'. Like in the movies and cartoons she watches. She's a violent stalker, I don't think she's above basically roofies. Thankfully her target is only BH.
I know Flug is human but I think it would be very funny if he just,, wasn't. Like under that bag is a little freak that could probably bite your face off. He says he's human cause he doesn't even know what he is and he thinks it's kinda funny to see people's reactions when he takes the paper bag off
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Oughh this ^
That would be pretty funny fr. Remember when the headcanons for Flug's face were everywhere and super wild
You take of Dr flag's paper bag and its just another, smaller Flug
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Hi! I absolutely love your Villainous mini comics and AUs. I was wondering what would be Flug's (canon) feelings towards Mal Wear and vice-versa? Or Flug's feelings regarding his counterpart in the Swap AU?
Conflicted, very very conflicted. There's admiration and awe mixed in there too but also a lot of fear and some disgust
So how did Mal Wear get stuck working for Flug? And what was he doing before that?
> be me, mal wear, a low-level demon from hell
>escape to the surface and build a kickass apothecary, also get into engineering
>con humans with blatantly evil products, and impossibly clever contracts, and also do some murder on the side
>the souls make for some pretty good ingredients and power sources
>some bag-headed fellow comes along because of your reputation as the best magic user/studier in the lands and you two strike up a business partnership with his tech knowledge
>both of us are planning to stab each other in the back
>I go first! the motherfucker cons me
>Here we are several worlds conquered later, the villain world basically under his control and two new dunderheaded employees added to the business. Joy.
why did Estricia join the company?
>be me, Estrictia, born into a family of 'villains'
>grow up in an underground fighting ring and just. let it be the way you were raised
>you spend most of your time avoiding fights by being the support but of course you get in the ring sometimes
>have a bad time, undergo some mystery operation that's supposed to give you superpowers but just makes you half lizard
>you win fights and the guys who gave you the operation are kinda cool actually.
>they end up owning the ring system and you get to work for them because of sheer loyalty and fanfare (contributing to a cause greater than yourself)
>you're task manager and janitor/maid but that's actually your dream role jokes on them
I got an ask from an anon for Mal Wear in a cat or bunny outfit? But I lost it, sorry, so here's the drawing outright
uh oh! rant below about Villainous, could be a bad take like my previous bad takes
Not a fan of how Villainous is now basically an ARG.
maybe I don't get the creative vision or maybe I'm selfish for not wanting the show to grow in its own way but why do I have to decode this and that and also collect books and translate numbers and look up Instagrams just to get info for the characters or world.
at the moment the series is in an awkward place where it's really taking advantage of the fact that the internet exists so it seems to rely on that for half its lore?
I always feel like I'm missing out on some new information and honestly I'm not a huge fan of Alan as a person either.
not to mention there's. another book now? are the crossovers canon? surely not every crossover is canon to story. and seriously why is Heed defeated quicker than that cursed buff Black Hat? at least they're building up to Goldheart at an alright pace but I don't have high hopes
just ranting, idk what this was, I'm just a bit confused right now on what is going on with canon. Tempted to ignore it and make with what I have now.
Art of Demencia from Villainous in Kneesocks’ outfit from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
originally posted at: Feb 25, 2019
no amount of red bubble shirts can heal the pre official series hole in my heart
A Dem, Lum and Estrictia interaction?
they carpool and hang out but of course it ends in a fight
sorry but I gotta rant about Demencia's character in Villainous for a bit /pos
I think there's been some discussion about the way women are written in Villainous but I don't really get involved in that; we can all agree Demencia is great right
Her main character traits are feral and horny, yes, but she has such an active role in the team dynamic that you can't just ignore her. When I was coming up with scenes for my Swap!AU I found that I couldn't just replace Demencia's scenes with a wholeass bear because her character is so solid down to her lines of dialogue.
She has a defined role in the team. She has enough depth to show dedication to her job and care for her coworkers. She's unhinged. She's girlboss. She's problematic. She's cringefail. The only thing I'm looking forward to in Villainous right now is finding out her backstory, second is meeting P.E.A.C.E higher-ups.
HE JUMP
HE JUMPED OFF THE $&@! BUILDING
Rule number 10V3
a couple o will wood songs + some mimic octopus in a white top hat
First song here, second song here
there’s something very endearing about black hat completely breaking down as a creature when he laughs too hard like he does in the shorts. imagine seeing something so funny that you completely forget how to pretend to be a person. black hat shoves dementia in the washing machine and immediately transmogrifies into forty gallons of hydrofluoric acid in a laughing fit, completely destroying the room. what a delight.
Is there a way to re-make the 'Colours of the ocean' post without the weird hat man in the background? Or is he partial to the water? Is HE water?? WHO IS THIS HAT MAN?!
He's very partial to water bc life blood and planets and atoms and yadda yadda. I guess he could be water if he wanted to? Anyways Weird hat man's (good call on that he is weird) literally just an AU of this guy from the cartoon Villainous.
Weird hat man is from the Heroic AU, which is sorta the 'main AU' that's more well-known in the fandom. Version I'm using is the Valiant AU created by @themcnobody which is basically fair use for creative alterations
And to answer the first question no, not really, the background is mostly messy blues and greens and blacks and half the colour palettes are on WH himself. If I were to remove him I'd have to redraw a lot of things, sorry mate