told my project partner all she had to do was write the sql script following the logical schema i drew so carefully
this is what she came up with đ¤Śââď¸:
where are the foreign keys, where are the semicolons, and why the hell are there STRINGs in an sql script
do i yeet her out of the window or do i yeet myself out of the window
I would like to add a category to the academia aesthetics called Realistic Acedamia and it's where you show up to class everyday in jeans+hoodie with dirt cheap coffee and reduce Serious Conversations About the Nature of the Universe to memes.
Also includes messy handwriting, a collection of ugly free pens you got from library events, and complaining incessantly about your chosen area of study
100 days of productivity | 62/100
First day of spring semester!
I canât believe past me thought 4 classes in one day would be ok Iâm so tired
I typed a super long ass post about this and the accidentally deleted it before saving and now Iâm lying on the cold hard ground
Yohoo potatoes, Iâm back with another *whips out a megaphone out of nowhere* âlong ass postâ (is that my patent now?) for you guys! This one could help out with your studyjo/bujo (if you donât know what a studyjo is donât worry Iâll link it later) and organising that potato life to make the most of it!
Youâs a student
Youâs busy
Youâs got life you canât handle sometimes
You will 120% forget about tat assignment deadline unless youâre reminded of it
You get to laugh at your past self after 20 years or so
Itâs therapeutic and all that ish
Youâll like it because itâs being productive while actually kinda procrastinating (arenât we bosses at procrastinating?)
Memories :)
Bolded ones are the trackers I am using and are potato proofed
1. Study related :
SYLLABUS TRACKER : finals can go a little smoothly if you have it all at one place
PROJECT PLANNER/TRACKER : deadlines + road map of how youâre gonna ace that project
STUDY SESSION TRACKER : time, date, subject and rating your session
GOALS TRACKER : realistic ones, like score 75% or more in this test, or master the concept of integration (ughh). Philosophy ones come later ;)
EXAM PLANNER : plan something for each day a week before your exam and see the magic
PROBLEM TRACKER : shade the box every day you solve âxâ number of sums
FORMULA QUIZ : the most difficult ones which youâll never remember unless theyâre carved on your ribs
CONCEPT PLANNER : shade the box every day you learn âxâ concept nicely
RANDOM CONCEPTS TO REVISE LIST : super helpful when youâre procrastinating and donât know what to study - refer to this list and do you ish
READINGS LIST : shade the box every day when you read âxâ number of paragraphs from textbooks/notes/books
WORD OF THE DAY PAGE : one word every day
PASSAGE OF THE MONTH : sort of like a journal but in your target language
FAVOURITE SENTENCES/QUOTES /SONGS/ETC IN *TARGET LANGUAGE* PAGE - similar to a journal thing, make it all aesthetic and cool so youâll want to fill it in more
2. Entertainment related stuff :
MOVIES WATCHED SO FAR - all the movies, maybe stash a ticket or smthn?
MOVIE OF THE MONTH - can pick any one tbh
APPRECIATION PAGE FOR *FAV ACTOR/ACTRESS* - can you guess whoâs appreciated by this potato?
SONG OF THE MONTH - only pick one and trust me that is very difficult
APPRECIATION PAGE FOR *FAV SINGER* - guess mine again?
PLAYLIST OF THE MONTH - best songs only
MIX TAPE FOR *FAV PERSON* - you can actually even make a real one and give it to someone you really like ;)
SERIES TRACKER - episodes/seasons number, shade the box as you finish it
REVIEW PAGE - review some movies/TV show you just saw
FAVOURITE MOVIE QUOTES PAGE - âyouâre a wizard, Harryâ
3. Mind related stuff :
QUOTES PAGE - motivational, sentimental stuff
MEDITATION TRACKER - this potato might try it
CROSSWORD TRACKER - shade the box every time you successfully solve an entire crossword/puzzle
RIDDLE TRACKER - shade the box every day if you solved 1 riddle
CREATIVITY PAGE - doodles, ugly poetry, cringy picky up limes, whatever floats your goat
BRAIN DUMP PAGE - every single thing on your mind transferred on this page. Suggested before sleeping so that youâre light headed and stress-free
IDEAS ORGANISER PAGE - give form to those abstract plots and connect all ideas to make a bigger one
PERSONAL PROJECT PLANNER - like maybe that book you always wanted to write
LIFE IN PIXELS - mad, sad or smad?
4. Health related stuff :
EXERCISE TRACKER - shade the box every day if you did âxâ duration/amount of exercise
FOOD TRACKER - keep record of what junk you munched on today and try to avoid it sometimes
WATER TRACKER - ughh so important
CARBS TRACKER - kill a puppy next time you overeat
MOOD TRACKER - graphs look fancy tbh
ROLE MODELâS PAGE - everything hermione granger does/says
5. Money related stuff :
BUDGET TRACKER - note down every little thing you spent on, figure out where you can save up
SAVINGS TRACKER - fill that little jar and buy those pens you always wanted to
Aaand thatâs about it for now! Iâll be back with another long ass post so have fun bullet journaling till then!
Feel free to hmu if you arenât clear about how to use a certain tracker!
Etudaire ~
History student falls in love with astrophysics student by Keaton St. James
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[poem text: listen, nine hundred and fifty years before jesus was a child shaking willow leaves out of his tangled curls, the author of the song of solomon wrote: behold, you are beautiful; your eyes are doves.
what iâm trying to say is that, in this universe which sculpted itself from a baptism of fire, i am the moon swept up by your tenderness. youâve got me dreaming foreign words: gravity, ellipsis, perigee, until all i can think about is becoming anchored into orbit around the saltwater-green landscape of your laughter.
listen, plato of ancient greece wrote that the souls we each have now are only halves. that in a frenzy of blood zeus severed us from each other, so we rely on the blind tugging of our hearts. you say my name and i want to knit my bones into your bones, smooth away the boundaries of our heartbeats.
what iâm trying to say is that if the temperature inside those wild pockets of interstellar dust hits right near absolute zero, carbon monoxide and dihydrogen molecules condense together in the dark nebula to form stars. if youâre ready, i want to make you shiver like that. /end poem text.]
hey everyone! iâm a peer tutor at my university and i wanted to share some study strategies that iâve found really helpful in my stem/content-heavy courses. please feel free to share yours with me as well!
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Embrace the beauty of the natural world as we enter into the depths of winter. Thereâs something wonderfully haunting about the barrenness, the muted saturation, the quiet. This season is like the stillness between the exhale and the inhale. Dwell in that space.
Try and get in the habit of waking up early, even if you only manage it on odd occasions. This time of year, the sun might rise later than you. Bask in the morning twilight.
Dress well and fully, even if you do not intend to leave the house.
After you wake up, go for a walk, be it brief of meandering. Do not listen to music, but rather hone in on the silence, the sound of your footfalls, the winter birds.
If you live near a park or otherwise pleasant natural area with benches, take with you a novel or poetry collection, and linger for a time to read. Remember to wear gloves so that you may turn pages without discomfort.
Open a window periodically throughout the day, even if it is cold. That brief blast of air will anchor you to the natural world.
Try to complete at least one chapter of reading per day. You must tend to your mind just as you tend to your body.
If you wish, you may compose handwritten letters to those you care for, or fear with whom you may be losing touch. A physical letter holds so much more weight than a text or email. Practice your cursive, make the letter truly lovely.
Eat dark chocolate rather than milk chocolate, tea rather than soda, whole bread rather than white.
Keep a handwritten journal of your upcoming tasks, daily aspirations and idle musings. Maintaining a written record of oneâs obligations helps to remind oneself of the obligationsâ true scales so that they do not try to expand and sprout teeth in the mind.
Work hard. This season is stark and unyielding, as are you. You were built for this. Face the storm head on.
As night draws in, play some classical music in the candlelight. Close your eyes, tip your head back, and lean into it. Let the song flow through you in haptic ecstasy.
Before retreating to bed, record some of the positive experiences brought to you throughout the day: from tasks you completed successfully, to poetic thoughts that stuck you, to birds you spotted on your windowsill. Kindle your childlike sense of wonder, for there is so much in this world to wonder at.
Breathe. Always. Feel it.Â
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Introducing Scientist Maker 1.0, a mini dress-up game promoting visibility of science in visual media! You can customize your scientistâs eyes, facial expressions, hairstyles, and give them science-y accessories!
Here we have a chemist, an astrophysics student, a environmental science student, a math student, a programmer, and a microbiologist!
The website is here: https://picrew.me/image_maker/634561
Any non-commercial uses are welcome! Please credit @alchemysciviz if you are using it!
last minute orgo studying before my exam; i did a study guide of every single topic covering the most important reactions and their mechanisms; ಼_಼ it was worth it!Â