I Just Started A New Journal For The First Time In Years. Of Course, I'm Addressing My Entries To Count

I now need to know if we'll ever get a cat Raoul 👀

Why stop at one? How about 3?

Or maybe 6?

I drew these before I had fully recovered from waking up, so they are possibly a little, shall we say, sarcastic?

I did draw two Raoul (Moewl?)s previously, here in a silly doodle and here in an "All I Ask of You" scene, but they didn't look much like Raoul.

What to do with Santa when you summon him

(Justice for Vampire Teddy! Look at the poor little chap.)

Red isn't the colour for breaking and entering.

You expect us to know what to say to strangers?

Right, gang?

In answer to urgent questions, those are my ideas for a good summoning, I mean, Christmas party. Passing the mic to @blackforrestpunk and @vladimirsangel - I insist that I not be entirely culpable for this.

It started out as a chicken joke, and then Aiden decided it deserves a place in my printable Christmas Advent, so now it seems doomed to be a running gag. The lil summoners are as follows: batty ears is Aurik, Vlad's Nosferatu, masked cat is Aiden's Punk Erik and the dummy in the bowtie is my Pierce.

Thank you, Tumblr, for showing me ads I absolutely don't want to see. I mean it in the most unironic way possible.

Maybe I'm a paranoid mediaeval minion, but I get absolutely horrified whenever an Internet platforms shows me ads featuring something I searched for just once, seconds ago, on another platform. It makes me feel stalked.

(Unimpressed cat is Daniel Meowlloy from my Interview with the Vampurr "Disregard!" comic)

My braincell is officially Dead™️ so have this

Iffff you want to fill one in too here it is

Shoutout to @vladimirsangel for sending it to me that's it I'm going to kick my dead braincell around like a glob of pudding. Will link OG post when I'm alive again

OKAY GOT IT , kudos to @bitegore

Ages has passed, and now he's looking at the even bigger box that says 'Series'.

Word count, bane of my existence

Now I have to spend ages fattening him up with descriptive prose and literary references…

Nurseferatu.

If you're having an existential crisis, it's good to have a vampire friend who will lend you his coffin to hide from the world in.

Well. Sort of good.

Hope you feel better soon!

Look, I'd I'd sleep with fourty-six 2024 Count Orloks in my face without a PEEP if it means i get a coffinmate!! Thank you, Aurik (and Vlad!!) I don't know what I've ever done to deserve all this kindness!

I can't get over how fluffy I am and my jumper and aaaaaaahhhh

Massive thank-you and love to everyone who left me a kind word (and drawings! And cats!!!), I'm scrunched up in a small happy ball right now with aaahhhhh running through my brain on loop. I never expected any of this, thank you!

A vampire t-shirt I'm working on. The transfer paper won't unstick, so I've got to slowly scrub it off, but I managed to save Mr Pierce here.

Two tomato nosferatus are currently being excavated. They're mildly horrified.

I can't put the print in my shops because most of it is cheeky screenshots from Pinterest, but I'll post the results when I manage to salvage it

WAIT, this deserves a drawing reblog:

Pierce, mon cher, that's nice, but your philosophy of 'You have problems? That's all right, me too!' is the reason you have so many relationship problems. And you're lucky Aurik is an angel who puts up with your shenanigans. (Your hair looks magnificent in any style, Aurik.)

Vlad, this is better than anything I could have imagined when I first started posting doodles of my disaster kitten Pierce, thank you 😹

Well, Aurik, you did say he could do your hair.

@purrlockswatson

Aggressive, gothic-scenery music is what's keeping me going right now.

Have a London after Midnight cat whacking at you with a guitar. It's part of a drawing collage I failed to finish, but funnily enough, now that I'm in a bad mood, I want to pick it up again. Do you want to see the whole thing?