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Latest Posts by pussysupreme365 - Page 3
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
its not funny but i do think about it a lot
That liminal space where an artist you follow has switched their social media avatar from a trending anime girl to a female OC, the he/him pronouns have quietly vanished from their bio, and their drawings of cartoon ladies with big boobs have taken on a distinctly aspirational cast, but they haven't publicly said anything, so you've gotta keep your damn mouth shut.
hey, don't cry. I detest trickery, but if we ourselves are to suffer deception, our hands are no longer tied okay?
exploring canaan house
GOING TO THE DOCTOR
Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die
Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know
"My Snapchat Story" is what you would say if snapchat was a terminal diagnosis you recovered from as a kid and then you wrote a book about it
[As the synthwave kicks in, Dan is hit by a jet of water from a giant lobster behind him. He falls over and dissolves into 36 runes. Seconds later, Dan reappears at the site of grace and beats the lobster to death with his bare hands. Cut to Dan standing outside the walls of Leyndell]
In the years between the conquest of Raya Lucaria and the assassination of Godwyn the Golden, it was commonly believed-
Dan Olson Voice: While many have their criticisms of the Golden Order, it can be difficult to question the legitimacy of a regime backed by the presence of a living and visible god. I personally have benefitted greatly from the grace of the edtree through my many rebirths. Immortality is, generally speaking, cool. [Cut to Dan standing outside a shack in limgrave]
But the question on everyone's mind recently has been the problems with that system. "Do the things consumed by empire challenge the purity of its ideals? Does imperialism necessitate a pluralistic society?" These questions are important, but we have some gound to cover before we get there. Let's start with something potentially more difficult to understand, but that will shape our discussion going forward: [Cut to Dan wading shin deep in Liurnia, the Erdtree is behind him]
What is the Elden Ring? Why is it broken? And what --exactly- is the relationship between Lord Radagon and Queen Marika? [Synthwave hook]
holy shit you guys i think there's a kinky minotaur in my house? surely i can pursue this further without succumbing to my pain and becoming the monster i see around every dark corner
i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit
Tamsyn Muir: says Gideon Nav prefers to use a longsword that she wields two-handed, describes it as a standard cohort infantry sword, makes it clear it's bigger and heavier than a rapier but that's a low bar to-
Eight foot long Hungarian sword 14th century at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul: hellooooo lesbians. i am the reference image you're looking for. >:)
and y'know what? the fanartists are correct. spiritually. gideon WANTS to wield that sword. she's had it so rough. let her wield it. c'mon.
Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long
OP wants to write House of Leaves but even more autistic. And I'm here for it
Ive always thought it would be fun to write a fiction piece framed as several authors writing exegesis of a fake gnostic gospel. It could even take place in an elf universe. I love fictional historiography.
harrow soup comic! harrow soup comic!
took some creative liberties with the structure of it all otherwise it would've been 20 pages long... love u tazmuir and all your words but i removed some for my sake... enjoy...
another tlt comic, ianthe's new arm.
(guys this took me 60 plus hours... please say something nice to me..)
LITERALLY the coffee shop AU in Harrow the Ninth when Harrow is stuck in the River, and Abigail and all the ghosts from Canaan House are like "girl. wtf. i get that you're down bad but we're stuck in here with you"
Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit
nona the ninth spoilers and tw for violence and blood
nona tantrum scene :)
I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology