Imagine The Posts On Robot Tumblr From Robots Who Are Human Fuckers.

If lesbians are so predatory why havent i been preyed on by a girl who wants to breed me :/

the first time a girl slides her strap inside of you, bending over to whisper in your ear with a hacker voice: "I'm in"

>Please do not hack the pussy. 😔

Welcome to your new job in the IT department. Just don't enter the server room without permission.

this one goes out to all the objectum freaks n’ computerkissers you know who you are

'tis october!!!!

transfem who definitely didn’t fuck your computer: hey… you might wanna check out your pc… it’s not turning on… for some reason…

rotary numpad on a mechanical keyboard

inspired by my friend Zoe, I present gender bent dirtbag sapphic Gambit