1) Sitting in your girlfriend's lap as she gives you your injection then comforts you.
2) Your Girlfriend gives you a massage with Estrogen Gel.
3) Making out with your girlfriend and she shoves the pill into your mouth with her tounge.
4) Your girlfriend slips your Progesterone into you before abusing your prostate.
Any other suggestions?
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hate, hate, hate the “mirror test” so much, all it is is some guy in a lab coat pokes you in the forehead and then they lead you into a room where there’s this window and some bitch on the other side of the mirror has a smudge on her face and when you point and laugh at her she points and laughs at you, but she’s the idiot with a smudge so why’s she laughing but if you yell at her she just yells back and everything keeps escalating until they drag you back out of the room, and then they ask you all these stupid questions like “did you notice anything about the person you saw” or whatever, like, yeah, i fucking hate, hate, hate her so, so, so much, i noticed that, why do they keep doing this, and then they scribble a bunch more shit in that file, it is literally the most pointless part of the week, and the worst part is they always force this conflict too, like, obvious lesson learned here, don’t interact, don’t speak, keep your head down, but if you just avoid looking through the window the test never ends and they keep waiting and watching and wanting to judge the results even though it is so, so, so tiresome and irritating every time, i don’t like her, i hate her, i don’t want to see her ever again
this went in an unexpected direction but i'm glad i followed through
shoes with obvious trans flag detailing
"oh we only carry that in womens sizes"
fuck trans women i guess?
When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the cases. We managed alright but it made us pretty casual with our personal space.
At the time when I first started I was still getting used to that. One day I was shadowing someone who’d been there longer than me, a sweet young lad who I immediately clicked with. We were helping some ladies with a jewelry cleaning and I ended up on the wrong side of him to follow to our next destination, the ultrasonic cleaner.
He double backed around me behind the case and accidentally brushed my butt with the back of his hand. It was immediately clear from context that it was a complete accident.
His eyes widened in brief terror that he’d crossed a boundary. Neither of us reacted in front of the customers but we popped away a moment later into the cleaning room where they couldn’t hear us.
He grabbed my arms and stared into my eyes with panic writ large across his face. “How long do I have?!” he demanded.
“What? No- it’s fine.” I thought he meant how long until I, like, murdered him.
“No, I’m infected now, how long until it sets in?!?”
I stared at him in bafflement but started to sense a note of repressed laughter in his tone.
“I touched your butt! That’s how the gay spreads! How long until it sets in?!”
I burst out laughing and we both collapsed into absurdity. Every time I thought about it for the next week I broke down laughing, he caught me so off guard with one of the funniest gay jokes I’d ever heard.
It was several weeks afterward that he admitted to recently coming to terms with being bisexual and I tsked, “Didn’t make a full recovery from touching my butt, I see.”
Heeello! I have something a bit different today, featuring Relent (my air genasi/eladrin cleric/druid) for Iridescent (For the Secret Satan Inktober!) I'm not particularly good at drawing skinnier bodies so I used this as a study, and I also decided to change my approach to his top surgery scar. Chances are, if I ever get it myself, it will be on the less discreet side, so I wanted to give him something similar to feel myself a lil bit more seen. Fun fact: He got a 50% discount on his back alley top surgery because they could only remove one (1) tit
excuse me. I'll have you know I'm moderately popular with a number of extremely mentally ill trans women on a failing social media website
Hi tumblr, I should maybe actually post here :3 I'm dish, an agender transfem robot, fox, moth, crow, trans woman, and probably more things I don't know about yet.
I am very lesbian and am a very big fan of women :3
My interests: * Robots * Trans Women * Computers * Foxes(anthro and real!) * Video games(yes, I am a Celeste player, I know the stereotype lol) * Speedrunning those video games Feel free to ask me anything, I would be glad to talk about things I love!
Fuckable Object #23 teenage engineering TX-6 (2022)
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Scientists at CERN have confirmed they've been able to detect all 7 genders in a groundbreaking experiment.