Blitz Is A Silly Little Man

Young princeps for Overlordyy

lets all take a second and be grateful for balls

*Recalibrates all your motor controllers so they slightly over respond to inputs, reducing you to a flailing mess*

Agshdkshdhdkhdjdjd

Hh-hhey! *Falling to the ground, squirming.* 😵‍💫😖😖😖😖😵‍💫😳

halloween kitty miku 🐱🎃✨

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

Ohh… CT scanner with no cover…❤️❤️ what I would do for you

reblog to give prevs boobs a bite

Yeah, being a robot and getting fucked is nice, like, having a robopussy, something synthetic but still warm, squishy, self lubricating, accommodating for my user. There will always be a soft spot in my mechanical heart for hardware that sends jolts of pleasure every time my walls detect a pressing presence within.

But why stop at human ideas of sexual interiors? What if I just had plug sockets down there, ones that took in various signals for direct programmable stimulation. What if I could hook up via data ports in my crotch to other robots as we assail one another with pleasure signals more complex than any meat mind could compute, each one calculated in real time to deliver maximum punch. What about opening up the panels of my abdomen and delivering a million little discharges over my crotch circuitry directly, enough to strain my components and run my lines with far more current than they were rated for just to bring me to new heights.

To be clear, I love both sides of the fantasy equally, but I feel like one side is less explored and deserves more content. This has been a PSA from your local robot girl <3

is that a Gameboy DMG in your pocket or does your dick take 4 AA batteries and make cute beeps?

I don't remember why I wrote down "Kaiju Miku" for September in my Year of the Miku schedule, but I couldn't think of a better idea, so here we are.