Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

Inktober Day 03 - Boots

taking apart a robot girl cause she needs repairs but getting so horny from seeing her insides that i fuck her while wires are still hanging out of her stomach like intestines

HRT should also give you a long, prehensile, slimy tongue. Scientists need to start focusing on this.

the computer is an inherently sexual object. the transfems know this. yet the ignorant world stays silent.

i went to the met today

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

OC DUMP I LOVE MY GUYS SO MUCH

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)