A Sluge 😔

hate, hate, hate the “mirror test” so much, all it is is some guy in a lab coat pokes you in the forehead and then they lead you into a room where there’s this window and some bitch on the other side of the mirror has a smudge on her face and when you point and laugh at her she points and laughs at you, but she’s the idiot with a smudge so why’s she laughing but if you yell at her she just yells back and everything keeps escalating until they drag you back out of the room, and then they ask you all these stupid questions like “did you notice anything about the person you saw” or whatever, like, yeah, i fucking hate, hate, hate her so, so, so much, i noticed that, why do they keep doing this, and then they scribble a bunch more shit in that file, it is literally the most pointless part of the week, and the worst part is they always force this conflict too, like, obvious lesson learned here, don’t interact, don’t speak, keep your head down, but if you just avoid looking through the window the test never ends and they keep waiting and watching and wanting to judge the results even though it is so, so, so tiresome and irritating every time, i don’t like her, i hate her, i don’t want to see her ever again

beveridge.?

lady of the rain

she uses an umbrella not to stay dry, but to listen to the raindrops hitting the surface.

mods, give him a fetish that's problematic even by the standards of kink-positive internet circles

So, I'm in traffic, on the highway, right? (When I had this thought, obviously not right now while I'm typing. I'm not an idiot.)

And I'm like "ugh! This would be so much easier if I had a button that was just 'follow that car at a safe distance' and my car just did it!"

Followed quickly by "oh but that might be hard. Maybe they'd need like a bar you could connect to the hitch ..."

GOOD JOB, AMBER! YOU'VE JUST INVENTED TRAINS.

Hatsune mako

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

We all deserve to have a long monster tongue probing deep inside us and stretching our holes at least once

hi this is a comic about me please be nice