What A Lot Of People Don't Realize Is That 90% Of Tumblr Accounts Are Actually Run By Me. Don't Believe

doodling my creature

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

excuse me. I'll have you know I'm moderately popular with a number of extremely mentally ill trans women on a failing social media website

is that a Gameboy DMG in your pocket or does your dick take 4 AA batteries and make cute beeps?

boobs and bellies and thighs are meant to be pillows. that’s literally what they’re there for

imagine being a transphobic tech guy whereas my housemate gets to watch a train hacking conference talk with a hot tgirl who's into it and heckling the train manufacturers bullshit

sucks to suck

Bad idea: trans girl who calls herself "five foot, 12 inches" and you think it's just a joke about not calling herself 6 feet, but you meet her and she's short and then she wiggles her eyebrows and adjusts the bulge in her pants

lick her fuckin paws