Homoerotic Wellness Checkup

As a trans I deserve to live lavishly off taxpayer dollars so I can play video games, do drugs, and hoodwink impressionable young men into becoming hot women as my full time calling.

I revisited the little flock of pride gryphons! I'm so excited for bi people cause honestly that one came out so cute, anyone repping these feathery little bundles is gonna get so many compliments.

You can check out my gryphon buddies on Redbubble and Teepublic! (Repeating pattern is only on Redbubble!)

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transfem who definitely didn’t fuck your computer: hey… you might wanna check out your pc… it’s not turning on… for some reason…

Jazz and Sabine

Part One (current) || Part Two

Part 1 | Part 2

Please enjoy this cute sapphic comic about accidentally adopting a werewolf from the pound based on this post. (Except I made it gay.) Meet Sabine and Jazz as they fall in loooove.

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taking apart a robot girl cause she needs repairs but getting so horny from seeing her insides that i fuck her while wires are still hanging out of her stomach like intestines

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

this went in an unexpected direction but i'm glad i followed through

sick of tumblr app, breaking out of my cabin in the woods and gonna make or make or tweak something so i can shitpost as the good bitch girlpenis intended