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transfem who definitely didn’t fuck your computer: hey… you might wanna check out your pc… it’s not turning on… for some reason…

need a dragon girl with a weird dick to rail me and make me lay her eggs

carbon monoxide

Programming for Transfemmes

I lie on captchas >:)

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

i think transfem hornyposting blogs would go fucking crazy for lockpicking, this just sounds like weird t4t sex.

field stripping, jiggler tools, pin stacks, biting code, depth measurement, wiggle effect.

thats it. thats the post. its literally just funny words from the back of my lockpicking book.

and I mean, someone just absolutely losing their voice recording those. Absolutely horrifying screams. Would any of you buy that.

what if alarmo screamed tumblr quotes at you

vampire miku!!!! ❤️🦇💟

I don't remember why I wrote down "Kaiju Miku" for September in my Year of the Miku schedule, but I couldn't think of a better idea, so here we are.