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Undo the Damage of Sitting
"touch is my love language" just doesnt cut it. I want to randomly pick you up fireman or bridal style. I wanna cling to each other like velcro. I need to constantly be biting and squeezing and holding. Hugs from behind, rocking back and forth for minutes on end. Tangled up limbs in a cuddle puddle. I need to be constantly touching!! you feel me?
Bellona has answered my prayer. She doesn’t fight my battles for me. She doesn’t guarantee me easy victory. She grants me opportunities to prove myself. She gives me strong enemies and potential allies.
- Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano
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Slight batman au, where batman is only so serious during justice league meetings and at the watchtower bc it's a life or death job.
So, imagine outside of being batman and being in danger Bruce Wayne is actually , like , funny and not serious at all outside of work.
Also, I love the young Bruce Wayne headcannons, where he's in his early 20s and all the children are closer in age. So, he's a good dad but really young,so knows tiktok and songs.
Imagine the justice league seeing him at a gala with people he knows, like if Oliver queen was his friend, and he's just fucking about, not at all serious like as batman. And they think there's something wrong or he's acting when he's actually just having fun.
Add in the au where dc and marvel are in the same universe and you get early 20s Bruce Wayne, Tony stark and Oliver queen messing about and having fun at a gala while the justice league is shocked that Bruce can do much as laugh.
Bruce, Tony and Oliver escaped kidnappings together, and are eachother's safe space, so they just can't be serious around eachother.
Why Bruce and Ollie are always mad at eachother in JL meetings is because otherwise they'd end up laughing and I stand by that.
This made me laugh.
Reyna and Frank agreeing on firing Octavian through a canon is everything to me XD
I can just imagine xisuma ask grian for an explanation and ends up just getting:
"oh yeah... These are my friends from high school who are watchers. Also, surprise - I am a watcher too :D" while taurtis and domrao turn to more human forms and just hug/squeeze grian.
This just ends us as the others finding out grian is like a secret pvp god or something, and xisuma trying to learn more about grian and why they are watchers/what they do.
the au where xisuma (and perhaps a few other hermits) worship xelqua and the watchers as their gods and at some point are all talking about it. grian chiming in with some unknown knowledge and when hurriedly asked where he learned it he just panics and yells; “BOOK.” they all very much doubt that.
some time later, the watchers visit and when the hermits who do worship them bow grian just groans. “don’t bow to them, they’re dorks.”
and (in this seperate watcher au that doesn’t connect to my other post) the two watchers just pout.
“griiannn!! come on, this is our first time being out on the overworld as watchers! you’re lucky your training involved you being here, me and dom had to sit through the stuff to take over watching the other dimensions.” “your fault for dying.”
“hey! at least i got that immortality curse gone first!”
the hermits just watch grian bicker with the watcher (whos name, taurtis, was thrown in at some point of grians scolding), while the other watcher- who was name dropped as dom early on- just watches them with an amused smile on his face.
Spoilers for the end of The Desolations of Devil's Acre ahead!!
I just think its so sweet of Miss Peregrine to remake the loop a day earlier so the kids can have peace without bombs falling from the sky every single night
And also, the trees in the form of Miss Avocet welcoming the kids with open arms is extremely kind
She didn't have to do it, she could very well kept the loop being on September 3rd, 1943
But she moved it so they could finaly be at peace after all the war and stuff against the Wights and the stress of being on the run and I just can't get over how much she loves the kids
The fact Reyna and Hylla's dad became a mania.
Not because he couldn't fathom a life without Bellona and spent his life self sabotaging.
And all those emotions, and pain corrupting who he became in death, like it did to Beryl Grace.
No he became a mania because he was a soilder in Iraq and his PTSD from returning from war made him abusive to his children.
The "madness" from this turned him into a mania and he has to be killed by Reyna.
... What the fuck...
why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales