manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today
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can you please explain your header image im intrigued
I don't know if I can mention the other party because they might bludgeon me, but
I think it's pretty self explanatory, I'll explain anyway:
Essentially we were in discord and they were giving me a history lesson on sex toys in ancient china, one of those being that cock rings were made out of goat eyelids.
When I heard "cock ring" my mind immediately went to Yue Qingyuan, and things just escalated from there. I questioned at one point why they couldn't use what they make out of immortal binding cables to create a cock ring, and then I decided that Yue Qingyuan must have an Immortal Binding Goat Eyelid Cockring.
Bobby Hill is just there because he was in my old header.
The Untamed + text posts (pt. 4/4)
bonus:
Xie Lian meeting his soon to be new puppy 🤲🏻
I love listening too tma in order because it's like
Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,viscerally unpleasant horror,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, something that touches at the core or what makes you you, puts words to sensation you have had following you your entire life, alters you as person, Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, viscerally unpleasant horror, Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, HOMOSEXUAL OCCURRENCES!!!
happy halloween shixiong, trick or treat :DD
WWX made tanghulu (which may or may not be dusted with chili powder) and is sharing with the class! Is this a trick or a treat? Depends on if you like spicy things 😂
"Don't you want to become an Archivist?"
Reblogs are greatly appreciated!
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