Ambiguity Fans Be Like. Perhaps

AUOGH!!!! AAAA!!!

i love having girlpenis but if you're weird towards/about bottom surgery girls i'm going to turn you into a pile of particles

red and green being co-opted by christmas is one of the worst things that’s ever happened in human history. there are only 2 pretty complementary color pairs and that’s one of them. it’s the earthiest of the complementary pairs, and can also be the eeriest. red and green does so much for us every day but you can’t use them together for anything or else everyone will go “it’s kinda christmassy.” it’s literally a tragedy. my bestfriends red and green don’t deserve that. it’s not their fault

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

Pedestrian affirmations:

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE

AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU

GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU

CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

I'm crying about the closeness lines

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges