Dealing With Heretics

So….

I haven’t posted a story in a while…. And I’m so sorry 😢.

I forgot about my AU and I have no idea what I’ll do next.

If you’re simping for The doctor or Doey, with all due respect, I am NOT hearing you out! 💀

Doey is a mix of THREE CHILDREN and The doctor is a brain in a jar 💀

I CAVED IN 🗣️

Never expected to make a Poppy Playtime OC but here we are! This is Celine, Ci for short! Prefers to express her emotions through actions, too tired to give a damn, very caring (literary the mom friend)

I call this the uhh... "Operation: Staying Alive" AU??

Basically, Ci adopts three living toys and officially becomes a parent :>

Screw the cannon, Dogday joins the girl squad! He is safe and all patched up 👏🏻

Their relationships are purely platonic so please no shipping.

Bonus:

HEADCANNONS OF HAZBIN HOTEL CREW WITH CATNAP! READER

Prompt: you are a resident in the hotel who makes sure people sleep. No one gets out of your grasp of not sleeping.

Warning: you aren’t an experiment, you died to og catnap’s smoke as you coughed going to hell. Also this might be long based on how your reading speed is.

I headcannon you to always walk around at night around the hotel making sure the hotel cast sleeps as you don’t sleep much either.

“I ensure you my friend I don’t need-" immediately Alastor passes out on the ground as the red smoke exit your mouth as you soullessly stare at the powerful man’s body with your creepy smile.

You don’t give a fuck- you are quite ruthless when putting someone to sleep. You had a smug teeth smile as you dragged Alastor by his leg to his room.

Angel was hiding in the hallway scared as red smoke covers the halls. “Shit…” he says as he eyes your tall figure walkby around the other side of the hall as your red smoke exiting your mouth follows

He was absolutely fucked. Angel tried to turn to run only to bump into purple fur as he holds himself at your chest. He blushes seeing your smug smile down at him.

Before he could protest the red smoke hits his face as your wrap your tail around his waist. How did you get so damn quick beside him?! You put him on your shoulder as you walked to his room to lay him down.

No one knows…..

Now when it’s morning time, you aren’t out as usual. Only at night time as you are use to being up at night helping other sleep. It’s part of your purpose and role as you even have a moon 🌙 pendent on your collar.

Hell, Angel is the most closest to you because he has rough times sleeping after working. He wouldn’t tell you what he does but all you know. He is physically and mentally tired from his job as you hold him in your soft arm as you let out red smoke from your mouth.

Your fur smelling like vanilla and lavender helps him sleep as he cuddles into your soft purple fur as you watch tv with a bored expression. Your ear twitches as Angel snores loudly.

Your red smoke is the only smoke he likes that is red.

Charlie found you at her door of the hotel and questioned you to why you wanted to work here. And what did you say.

“I want to help people sleep…” you said with a raspy deep voice as you smirked at Charlie who seemed a little unsure at your smirk as it seemed full of confidence and sinster. But she liked your determination as she hired you.

Of course I headcannon catnap’s fur and so as yours to smell like lavender to match the soft smell of sleeping to help residents sleep better than they ever have.

I also headcannon you have claws that can be retract like a cat. You usually use your claws/nail to cut something for the crew, or to protect from demons or sinner trying to harm the hazbin hotel.

CREW HEADCANNONS!

I headcannon husk walking to you grumbling drunk as he drops on your body without you even needing to use your smoke on him. Honestly you patted him as you both were cats. You both purr in each other presences. Angel and Charlie recorded the moment to save for their whole life.

I headcannon after Lucifer moved in the hotel. He was definitely scared if you because of your endless wide ass gaping smile. But after you actually showed you can stop smiling like that. He stopped having nightmares of you🦆. Poor little duck man had to hold his covers hearing your big ass steps around the halls.

I headcannon Angel and you sometimes compete trying to see who’s chest fluff is most fluffy.

…and you won💀

Literally what did he think when a 8ft tall cat creature who can make you pass out and hallucinate things have much more softer fur than him.

I headcannon Nifty one time tried to make you take a bath, but dead ass you blow the smoke in her face as she face planted on your paw. You laid her on the couch as you walked upstairs to go to bed on your own.

I headcannon that Charlie sometimes tries to make you sleep with the other residents rather than you forcing others to sleep. It didn’t work out well as you stilled stayed up to knock people out.

Lucifer one time tried to talk to you…but he couldn’t get the hang of you being 8ft tall…it actually intimidated the king of hell himself as he gulps staring up at you. He forced you to get down low like a cat to face him as he pets you.

You purred of course with your usual grin making Lucifer blush as he rubs his face in your fur with a star gazed expression. Literally star in his eyes as he actually fells relaxed by the smell of lavender. 

Alastor hates you sometimes, but he loves how calm and quiet you are despite you knocking his ass flat like a bug getting hit with a fly swatter. But he appreciates how you care for people’s health and sleep schedule.

Pentious absolutely loves you as his egg boiz cuddle up to you if it’s winter. You smile your smug smile as you whistle at the eggs who seem happy to be by you as Pentious also snugs himself in your fur

I kinda imagine when most people see an 8ft tall ass purple cat with white pupils with full black eyes staring at them. They piss their pants running as the whole hazbin crew hugs you admiring how soft your fur is.

Vaggie once seen you use your red smoke on angel, and she was concerned as she literally whipped out her spear at you as you only stared confused with a raised brow. You pushed the spear out of your sight explaining that angel couldn’t sleep and asked you to help.

I can see that vaggie, Alastor, and Lucifer were the last ones to actually trust you before believing you have good intentions to helping people sleep.

The ones to immediately trust you was, Angel dust, a little bit of husk, Charlie immediately with nifty and Pentious behind her.

I headcannon you basically breathing out red smoke on accident once and knocking out the whole hotel cast as you sit there with your ears down ashamed

I image angel dust pulling out one of those cat lasers to tease you. But he didn’t know that husk and you would immediately meow and purr for the laser as both of your eyes dilated. Angel died laughing as he took a picture of you falling on your back trying to grab the laser.

I headcannon vaggie to train you to fight only for you to prove her wrong when she woke up gasping for air to find out you used your smoke on her. She woke 5 hours….yeah she never doubted you ever again

I image when watching a movie with the crew, some of them lean on you like pillow while some just use your tail like a blanket while you snore like an old grandpa.

I headcannon the overlords once had a meeting about you as one of them seen you and mistook you for a new scary overlord. But Lucifer being the silly man he is, showed them a photo of you cuddling up with him on the couch. “Nah, he’s just a big ol cuddly cat..” he says with a snake smile as the overlords look at him like “What..the fuck..”

doey

Hi, omg I've been reading your poppy playtime stories and I Just want to say how amazing they are and 10 out of 10 for all of them. But anyways, I have a suggestion. Is it all right?

Could you do one with the player climbing a tree to grab a toy for one of the critters. And falls and breaks their arm. Please, but you don't have to do it if you don't like it.

Bye have a good day!!

-massivestarlightearthquake.

No, I think this is a good idea. Thank you for requesting this idea and I hope you enjoy ❤️ Request #15

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You were all outside, playing with each other and running around.

Doey, Dogman, Kissy, and Yarnaby were running around, playing tag in the backyard.

The mini critters, you, and Poppy were playing soccer. But, one of the critters kicked the ball into the woods.

Hoppy hopscotch: “Oops.”

Bubba Bubbaphant: “Where did it go?”

Y/n: “Let’s go look for it.”

You, Poppy, and the critters went to look for the ball.

Poppy: “There it is!”

The ball was stuck in a tree.

Hoppy hopscotch: “I’m better than I thought.”

Mini Dogday: “How can we get the ball down?”

Y/n: “I’ll get it down.”

You began to climb the tree to reach the ball.

Poppy: “Be careful, Angel!”

Y/n: “Don’t worry, Poppyseed! I’ve been climbing trees since I was a kid.

Poppy: “Yea, but you’re not a kid anymore!”

Y/n: “Don’t worry! I got this!”

You reached for the ball and you grabbed it.

Y/n: “See? I told you I got this!”

But after your statement, the tree branch was about to snap.

Y/n: “Oh shit!”

Poppy: “Angel, get down from there!”

Before you could get off the tree, the branch snap and you fell down.

Poppy: “ANGEL!”

Poppy’s shouts could be heard from the whole backyard and the bigger toys came over to see what happened.

Doey: “What’s going on!?”

Dogday: “Poppy, what happened to Angel!?”

Poppy: “They fell that tree!”

Doey & Dogday: “WHAT!?”

The two ran to you, only to see you like this:

Dogday: “OH MY GOD, ANGEL!”

The mini critters, Poppy, and the bigger toys panicked.

Y/n: “Call 911…” you murmured.

Dogday: “What?”

Y/n: “Call 911…”

Poppy: “What are you saying?”

Y/n: “CALL 911 NOW!!!”

Doey: “OK, OK!!”

Doey ran into the house and called for an ambulance. About 10 minutes later, paramedics came and took you away.

Hours later, all the toys could be was wait. All the toys were worried. Kissy, Yarnaby, and the mini critters were in tears worrying about you. Poppy kept trying to reassure that you would be okay.

Dogday was waiting by the door, hoping you’d come back soon.

Doey was pacing back and forth.He was so worried. Hoping you’d come back.

Jack: “Is angel going to be okay?”

Kevin: “What are they going to do to them?”

Matthew: “Y/n’s going to be okay. They just went to the hospital.

Just like that, the door unlocked to show you with your arm in a white cast. All the toys ran up to you.

Y/n: “Hey, guys.”

Dogday: “Angel, you’re okay!”

Doey: “What happened!”

Poppy: “How are you feeling?”

You walked over to the couch and sat down.

Y/n: “I’m fine. Doctors said I have an oblique fracture. It could take 6 to 8 weeks to heal.

Toys: “6 to 8 weeks!?”

Y/n: “Yea, so now I’m stuck wearing this stupid cast.

Hoppy hopscotch: “Angel?”

Y/n: “Hm?”

Hoppy Hopscotch: “I’m sorry for kicking the ball into the tree. If I didn’t get the ball stuck, you wouldn’t have climbed up and broke your arm.”

Y/n: “No, this was my fault. If I haven’t been so reckless, I won’t be in this cast. And in the future, I have to be more careful.”

Craftycorn looked at your cast and placed a sticker on it.

Y/n: “Aww, thank you, Crafty.”

The toys got an idea and began decorating your cast.

Your cast was covered in signatures, stickers, and drawings. You could feel your arm healing already.

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Hope you all enjoyed this story. I enjoy see you all like and reblog my stories. See you next time.



Okay, since my last post UNEXPECTEDLY blew up, I'm gifting you all with more random doodles of this AU.

I really have to think of a name for this squad, hm hm.

Just friends?

How are things going with Doey?

Thank you @zer0carmine and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!

Thank you all so much for this! You guys motivate me into making more stories. Feel free to request some ideas for me. And not just Poppy Playtime.

What about one where the reader finds out Kissy can purr because they pet her randomly and she just started purring gently, revealing more of her almost animalistic nature?

This is a cute idea. Thank you for Requesting a story and enjoy! Request #11

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It was nighttime, it was a rainy night, you and the toys were having a movie night. You prepared snacks, pillows, and blankets. All of you spend hours watching movies.

Around 10:30pm, the mostly of the toys were asleep. The sound of the TV, the small snores of the mini critters and Poppy, and the loud snores from Doey. You, Yarnaby, and Kissy were still awake. Yarnaby laid near your feet and Kissy sat beside you.

You were watching the ‘Aristocats.’ The movie played the part were the kittens were snuggled in bed together.

Y/n: “This scene is so adorable.”

You looked over to see Kissy begin to doze off.

Y/n: “Come here, sweetie.”

You laid her head on your lap. You began to pat her head.

Y/n: *Yawns* “I should go to sleep too. It’s getting late.”

As you continued to pat Kissy, you heard a purring sound, you thought it was Yarnaby at first, but the sound came from Kissy.

Y/n: “Aww~”

You placed a kiss on her head and continued to pat her.

Y/n: “Goodnight, Kissy.”

Yarnaby watched as you cuddled her and got jealous.

He let out a whimper, begging for your attention.

Y/n: *Sighs* “Come here.”

Yarnaby hopped on the couch, behind you. You laid down on him and patted him with your other hand. His soft mane was very comfortable and you began to fall into a deep sleep.

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I hope you all enjoyed this short but sweet story. Please reblog and comment about this stories. Don’t forget to request something you would like me to write.

See you in a bit.



PPT gang to Gab: “Truth or Dare”

Gab”truth”

Gang “how much sleep have you gotten recently?”

Gab “I change my mind- Dare!”

Gang “Go to sleep!!”

Gab “I don’t like this game”

Yeah nah Gabby does not like this game lmao