In loving memory of Stephen Hillenburg here is a list of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants moments
FIRMLY GRASP IT
HE’S Squidward, HE’S Squidward, YOU’RE Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD
The panty raid
Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable
Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam
1% evil, 99% hot gas
Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games
My NAME’S NOT RICK
Sweet, sweet victory!!!!
Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
The entire Rock Bottom episode
That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole
Bubble Buddy
Mystery the seahorse
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly
The perfume department
LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE
*Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!
The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath
MY LEG
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!
CHOCOLATE
The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl
The magic conch
Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties
Nematodes
All of the dumb Texas jokes
The juice flooding the retirement home
*Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….
The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed
This grill is not a home
NO, THIS IS PATRICK
The narrator with the French accent
The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show
Please feel free to add more!!
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Playable Pokemon Go Halloween Costume
THERE’S A SEQUEL
I’ll be counting alpacas instead of sheep
Spread this like wildfire. This shows would a doubt that cops are damaging their own vehicles in attempts to make the protesters look even worse. It should be pretty obvious that if they willing to do this, they're willing to send plain clothes cops to start the looting and fires (which is what happened and keeps happening).
(posted on 30/05/2020)
no language should be mocked other than french
Found a coin! by OstinLein
i don't really understand why you would be pro-zoo. like i understand nature reserves and sanctuaries where people can observe from afar, but it doesn't seem right to me when they're locked up in generally small confined areas for people to watch them do nothing all day. idk maybe i'm getting this wrong, and i still really respect you, i just don't understand this. like i interned at a zoo and felt uncomfortable with how small their living areas were and how they had no stimulation
Zoos don’t look like this anymore.
They look like this:
Good zoos do not keep their animals in “tiny spaces” with no enrichment. I’m not pro-roadside zoo. I’m pro-accredited zoo. Zoos are incredibly important for conservation and education.
Are Zoos Necessary?
The Importance of Zoos: Resource Post
Why Zoos and Aquariums Matter: Assessing the Impact of a Visit to a Zoo or Aquarium
Why I Want to be a Keeper
Why I Believe in Zoos