Hi Yes My Hobbies Include Actively Searching For Spoilers And Then Drowning In Self Hatred After

"violence won't solve anything" why must violence "solve" anything? is it not enough to be sexy? and maybe even choreographed to music that slaps?

so I finished watch glass onion like 30 minutes ago and it was fucking incredible. absolute masterpiece. but I wanted to talk about The Gay Moment for a hot sec.

so maybe this is a sign that I Have Been On The Internet Too Much Today but I was scrolling through the glass onion tag and I kept seeing this theme of people not realising until afterwards that High Grant is Blanc's husband

and people in the replys keep saying 'oh I don't blame you, it was blink and you miss it, it wasn't explicit enough, etc.' but guys you are missing the point.

the point is that if a woman opened blanc's apartment door, wearing and apron and covered in flour, your first reaction would not have been 'ah yes, Benoit blanc's maid/roommate/cleaner'

I'm sorry loves that is not the movie being unclear that is just the power of heteronormativity

Mr. Gaiman, I've been wondering; why would Aziraphale want a book shop, instead of a library, if he wanted to keep all the books?

Because librarians have to help people and interact with them. Booksellers can ignore people, not sell them books, not open their bookshops and generally be as eccentric and unlikely as they wish.

MASTER POST OF THE TARGET EMPIRE OF STORMS SHORT STORY

again. enjoy the story. 

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Bedtime

- Before I started reading fanfics «I’m going to bed» meant that I was going to sleep.

- Now «I’m going to bed» is actually fanfiction and Tumblr time!