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Relax your shoulders. Let them fall down. Now tense them up for a moment really hard. And relax again. Use your hand to massage them gently

Relax your jaw. Open your mouth, stick out your toungue. Let your mouth hang open for a bit. Now puff your cheeks. Relax your jaw again

Relax your neck. Move your head side to side slightly. Stretch your neck muscles a little

Relax your arms. Let them fall by your sides. Wiggle them! Now stretch them a little

Take a deep breath. Hold it for a moment. Breathe out

Straighten your back. Tense it up for a little. Relax

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That awkward moment, when you finish Clockwork Princess and remember that Ithuriel is also the angel that Valentine held captive :|

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Mr. Gaiman, I've been wondering; why would Aziraphale want a book shop, instead of a library, if he wanted to keep all the books?

Because librarians have to help people and interact with them. Booksellers can ignore people, not sell them books, not open their bookshops and generally be as eccentric and unlikely as they wish.

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch