**At Caco's Wedding** Carlos: Lando, This Is My Family. Everyone, This Is My Lando.

Mr. Gaiman, I've been wondering; why would Aziraphale want a book shop, instead of a library, if he wanted to keep all the books?

Because librarians have to help people and interact with them. Booksellers can ignore people, not sell them books, not open their bookshops and generally be as eccentric and unlikely as they wish.

I've just realised that Tom Felton is basically the biggest Harry Potter fan ever, it's like.. Every Harry Potter actor: I don't want to be known as the one from Harry Potter, I want to be more... Tom Felton: *at audition* Bitch I am THE Draco Malloy if u do not cast me for this role my father WILL hear about it!

Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthood

thinking about how cassius must have reacted when he found out kosamaras made annaleigh unable to see him and think he was nothing more than an illusion

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i am so sorry

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

Me if Benophie is not the S3 lead

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.