Aren't we too grown to play around? ✨
My Twitter is blowing up with this bullshit paper:
The fucking NERVE of these doctors. They tricked women with crippling pain into a “””study””” where a panel of people (doctors??? randos??? who fucking knows) rated them by their attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 5.
These women came to their doctors because they have a disease that is painful, understudied, and underdiagnosed, and their doctors, frankly, betrayed them.
“oh you’re in pain??? “Woman’s Pain”??? Great let’s see if that makes me want to fuck you more”
FUCK THAT
I don’t want to talk about the results because they don’t fucking MATTER, this study should never have been proposed, funded, peer reviewed, or published. It’s bad science for bad reasons.
Research endometriosis. Research it for women. Fuck off out of here with your misogynistic “endo makes you hottttt” bullshit
➸ as the FBI agent assigned to your phone, Jungkook keeps a diligent watch. he takes a special interest when you try your hand in online dating AND online sexting. desperate to keep you from bombing yet another potential date, Jungkook breaks his vow of silence to assist you in your plight to get laid.
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a/n- hehehehehehehe hello again my friends welcome back to chaos. Also the order of the texts is important! hehe
Author’s Note: if you have waited one year for this chapter; if you have read hero and told me you love it; if you have left me an ask in the last year talking about hero showering; if you have commented simply to say this story is still your favourite: thank you and this one is for you. Pairing: Chanyeol x Reader (oc; female) Genre: Vampire!Chanyeol; horror; thriller; drama; suspense Rating (this chapter): R Warnings: graphic depictions of blood; graphic depictions of torture; graphic depictions of violence; gun use; knife use; explicit language Word Count: 11,011 (make a wish)
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The last time the word yes felt heavy and loaded, like lead on the center of your wet tongue; the last time the word yes made you feel something other than complacent acceptance or the dull caress of an impermanent external joy, a boy with trembling, awkward hands promised to love you. He promised to love you, and to make sure that this kind love would not hurt.
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—🎧: christmas tree by v of bts
🎁 𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚: taehyung hates christmas, but you might turn it into his favorite holiday after a not-so-holy present you have planned for him
🎁 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: taehyung x reader
🎁 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈: 18+
🎁 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆 + 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: smut, fluff, | established relationship au, christmastime au, text messages, some humor? backstory of how they met & got together, toxic family, mature sexual content in the forms of cunnilingus, spiting, fingering, unprotected sex, doggy style, multiple orgasms, marking, breast/nipple play, slight sir kink, body worship, slight impreg kink, creampie, after care, morning sex (oral f.)
🎁 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: 4.5k
—𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓´𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒆: happy hoelidays? 😉
When Taehyung was a little boy, Christmas was his favorite holiday. Fast forward a couple of years later, and now he detested it. He hated the music, the carolers, the decorations, parties, holiday movies, presents—pretty much anything Christmas-y, and he turned into Ebenezer Scrooge.
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title: after midnight pairing: jeon jungkook x reader genre: angst, smut, fluff, fwb!au, fuckboy!jk, doctor!reader word count: 273 (teaser wc, full fic: tbd) prompt: jeon jungkook only likes seeing you after midnight. warnings: not really any, but the full fledged fic will include smut. a/n: :D back at it again, with another fic!! but this is a little teaser, so… :D hope you enjoy!
He only likes seeing you after midnight.
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Different things and activities!
title: from home pairing: jungkook x reader
genre: richkid!jk, baker!reader, fakedating!au, fluff, angst, e2l, smut
prompt: jungkook is the youngest of five boys, the last in line to truly inherit any his parents’ money. but what if his mom suddenly cuts him off due to his current poor behavior and he’s forced to learn how it feels like to be part of the working class?
status: completed
parts: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12
drabbles: — plain pink tees — pool day — donut rings
“It wasn’t easy to leave your boyfriend of two years, but the constant lies made you question your relationship. You tried to move on, but you were somehow constantly tangled in his web. After being captured by an unknown, yet familiar, enemy, Jungkook wondered if he was doing the right thing by keeping his secret identity from you. Was it too late to come clean?”
🕷️ Pairing: spiderman!Jungkook x ex!reader (f)
🕷️ Genre: exes back to lovers, marvel au, crime~, angst, action/adventure
🕷️ Warnings: shooty bang-bangs (guns), slicing and dicing (knives), blood, hint of sexy time at the end, cursing, people get boo-boos (injuries), kidnapping, explosions, pow-pows (fighting)
🕷️ Word count: 10.5k
🕷️ Author’s note: I wrote this last night after spending all day reading every Spider-Kook fic I could get my hands on. I was not planning on creating this haha but… I love Jungkook. I love Spider-Man. It’s only right for me to contribute to the Jungkook spider-verse. I’ve never written a Spider-Man fic, so hopefully, it flows alright!
Disclaimer: NOT ALL CHARACTERS ARE REPRESENTED AS HOW I SEE THEM OR REFLECT THEIR REAL-LIFE ACTIONS OR PERSONALITIES. THIS IS FICTIONAL.
(Update Jan. 17, 2021: I have redacted Hobi as Ironman. He will not be in this story because I have other plans for our sunshine in future chapters. No, I am not anti-Hobi. Please don’t even go there. This is just what happens when you write a story spontaneously without planning out the storyline. Hoseok will appear in an upcoming chapter.)
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The air in the room felt thick. Your body was jittery and you couldn’t stop your eyes from dancing around the room. Anything was better than looking at him.
Jungkook, your latest ex-boyfriend of two years, sat in your desk chair across from you. While you could tell he was timid, he was less so than you. You weren’t sure why you even agreed to meet with him. It’s been a little over a week since you last saw him. You hated the way your heart still ached at the sight of him–hated the way your body yearned for his gentle touch on your skin. You hated that you wanted him back as soon as he came to you again. You hated how weak you were for him.
“I- I wanted to apologize,” he spoke after what felt like hours, though it was only a minute of silence in reality. You kept your gaze averted, inwardly rolling your eyes. Wanted to apologize for the hundredth time and not mean it. When you didn’t reply, he continued. “I know I have already, but… Argh,” he huffed, annoyed at his own lack of words.
“Why are you really here, Jungkook?” For the first time since he arrived, you looked at him straight in the eyes. His round, dark brown globes were filled with anxiety and hopelessness. The pain in your chest from seeing such a sorrowful expression made you want to wrap him in your arms and tell him everything would be okay.
But it wouldn’t be.
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