Fic: Internet Boyfriends, Pt. 2

Big brother will always be there for you ...

The Untamed finale...this is what happened, right?

... ... ...

Wei Wuxian’s eyes widen as he hears that familiar low timbre call out his name. He turns slowly, heart in his throat. A rustle of feathers and an indignant squawk break through his reverie and his anticipation turns into bemusement.

“...Lan Zhan?”

Two plump birds enter his view and Wei Wuxian is hit by a sense of deja vu. In the distance, the director yells cut just as the unfortunate chickens are shoved into his arms.

“Wei Ying!”

He is pulled into a sturdy embrace, chickens and all, and his husband’s voice sounds next to his ear with a hint of childish anger.

“...Don’t want to leave Wei Ying. Not allowed.”

“Pfft.”

Wei Wuxian lets the poor birds flutter to the ground and wraps his own arms around Lan Wangji in return. The production crew is still bustling away in the background.

“We’re still filming, you know? Did Lan Er-gege steal my Emperor’s Smile? How naughty. You’ll have to make it up to me.”

“Mn.”

... ... ...

Oops, I got carried away.

your kiss is like a wound.

♬ - Oxxxymiron -  Где нас нет 

I’m never gonna get over it

LET’S TALK ABOUT KATAKURI BLUSHING

BABY KATAKURI

BIG BRO KATAKURI 

AND KATAKURI SMIRKING AFTER HEARING THAT LUFFY HAS MADE HIS WAY OUT OF BIG MOM’S TERRITORY

Diethard: I called a meeting of the inner circle because there's evidence that SOMEONE here is dating the enemy.

Zero: *totally not sweating nervously*

Diethard: Ohgi.

Zero: *exhales huge sigh of relief*

Diethard: Go ahead. Explain.

Zero: Yes. Please explain.

Ohgi: Um, Zero...we found sexting communications logs between your Knightmare and Kururugi's during the last several battles...

Zero: ...Fuck

Best sharpshooter on this side of the Grand Line~

BANANA FISH sketches!

I just checked and you’re totally right ! My bad, i always assumed that he was the one who invented it since MXY read about it in WWX’s manuscript !

(Angst Warning)

(Again)

Could it be that the only reason wwx invented the summoning ritual was to bring JYL back to life ? We all know how much of a self-sacrificing idiot he is. Where else would he get the idea of this particular ritual ?

So actually, wwx may have invented the summoning ritual while delirious and grieving, right after the Nightless City massacre and his shijie’s death. His own soul wasn’t worth much anyway. (Yet the sects got to him before he could go through with it .)

Sunday morning with wangxian