We'd Make Such Cute Porn Together

oh man i didn’t realise how bad i need something like this

Beel Has a really long tongue

this is probably the greatest and funniest thing i’ll ever see, ever

Light answers a tough question

hey trans and queer folks alike! in the united states, today is election day. we need your vote if you can vote to protect our rights! you deserve to live healthily and happily. i can't tell you who to vote for, but donald trump will absolutely desecrate our rights if given the opportunity, our healthcare, our freedom, and our will as people. please, vote, if not for you, for your siblings in our community. we're counting on you. we will make it!

why am i SO TIRED UGH, i sleep and sleep and i’m STILL TIRED HOW

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

so my grandparents have been staying with us for the past few days visiting, and today their little dog got out and we all went looking for her, so i ended up digging through my closet to get my longboard, which i haven’t touched in years, to help look for her on foot

do i have my own car? yes

could i have driven around to look for her? also yes

but i saw a chance to take my board out and decided to go for it

i got my sister to start playing clone hero (guitar hero) and she said she finally understands why i play it so much

teaching my friend how to fly the helicopters is arma reforger is like watching a child learn how to ride a bike, he’s making so much progress so fast, i’ve never been so proud

I'm sorry I liked all your posts ur funny and I wanna fuck you