Qvivex - MJ

I was otp with this guy...

And everytime there was an awkward pause or everytime there was a question he asked I wouldn't know how to answer I would just start singing Jingle Bell Rock.

August 1

At least 123 people were killed by police in July 2015, but that number does not include anyone who died in jail.

The way he says pussy

Best

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex.  Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI.  I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this.  I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard.  That is all.

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)

WHAT IT IS!

this makes me so happy

Dez CAUGHT THAT BALL

My dick is 7 inches long.

See? I can say irrelevant shit too.

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

I was having a bad day and then i saw this and my mood has done a complete 180

“I got it! I got it!”

GO, BABY! YES, YOU DO! YOU GOT IT! Look at him go, y’all. omg.