“sir What You Did Is Literally 100 Percent Illegal” “ok But Get This: Im A Rich White Person" 

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What age is a black boy, when he learns he’s scary?

Jonathan Lethem, The Fortress of Solitude.  (via mysharona1987)

Miguel & Nazanin <3

reblog if ur also a socialist lesbian divorcee witch that kills children

When your cousin stayed the night & yall supposed to be sleep

my boyfriend gave me a shirt of his and it smells so much like him and i…just…miss…him…so…much?????

and i left him a sweater that smells like me and he took a nap with it today because we’re obsessed with each other????

and like i literally just started believing i deserved someone kind and funny and loving who took my breathe away and accepts me being a sex worker and knowing it would happen and then like…he came into my life

so basically love is real and like now i’m going to start believing that wealth and financial freedom are mine and that i deserve thousands of dollars a day and like manifest that shit

and to all my working girls you can find someone who accepts your job and cares for and loves you, you really can so please don’t think you have to date an asshole or a PI just to have a boyfriend

"how often do you sin?"

Only when no one's watching: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Whenever I feel like it: Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius, Capricorn

All the time. I'm sinning right now: Gemini, Scorpio, Aquarius

These are actually good questions.

the person i like and why i like them.

a famous person i’ve been compared to.

5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.

the best thing that has happened to me this week.

weird things i do when i’m alone.

how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.

things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.

my last night out in detail.

something that makes me sad when i think about it.

something i’ve lied about.

would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.

something i’m currently worrying about.

one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.

something i do without realising.

lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.

a drunken story.

something i regret.

post a picture of myself.

my longest relationship and who it was with.

press ctrl v and post.

post a bit of my last IM convo.

5 things i want to change.

my view on being tumblr famous.

someone i’d like to be for a day and why.

5 things within touching distance.

story of my first kiss.

literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.