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21st Century Shenanigans [Masterlist]

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

-Incoherent drabble/oneshot series; can all be read seperately-

Summary: Bucky discovers the 21st century with his girl and it’s basically a major fluff feast.

A/N: I love this a lot. Also the gif is not mine.

Warnings: smut and sexy times, a lot of fluff, language

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Polaroid

Telephone

Smoke

Pill

Netflix

last update: 9th June 2020

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

to be quite honest with you, daredevil born again could be 5 seasons of civilian lawyer matt murdock dealing with legal issues in the marvel universe and i'd watch every single episode with no complaint. his lawyering scenes were entertaining enough BEFORE we branched out into the wider mcu; now we have a higher capacity for matt saying ridiculous comic-book bullshit completely straight-faced in a courtroom, and i would legitimately adore just a whole played-straight legal drama show of matt defending random vigilantes. matthew murdock ace attorney or some shit

★I tried to shout, "I decide", but my voice betrayed me, breaking into a whisper: "Enough"★

Switching between these every day

in a world where sam and bucky live together bucky accidentally finds sam’s red yarn and push pin board in his closet with bucky’s face in the middle and then yarn going to every place sam THOUGHT bucky was at when he was searching for him in 2014-2016 and sam’s basically forgotten about it until one day he wakes up and goes into the kitchen and it’s hung up on the goddamn wall and each place is labeled with tiny sticky notes that have either a check or an x that bucky put there bc he scored how often sam was correct

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

“The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.”

— Tucker Max