Hiya! I'm AG. My pronouns are he/him and I'm probably gay.
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
this is my life philosophy
Yooooo I DIDN'T miss it!
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
re: prev ask and tim's foot-in-mouth syndrome — i think people make too much out of tim's "it was terrible for me to see your parents die" monologue in alpod because like, yeah it was objectively a little tactless, but the scene is written so bluntly and gravely because marv wolfman was trying to impress upon the reader just how profound an impact the graysons' death made on tim, and how this defines his character; he did this by way of having tim try to impress upon dick how much of an impression the event made on him.
and the thing is, tim isn't just saying this unprompted. he is very much thinking about how even discussing the story will cause dick pain! he literally tells dick he doesn't want to tell him the story because it will hurt him. dick is the one who insists that tim tell him the entire story, and tim still apologizes to dick both before and after he does so:
a lot of people also seem to believe that tim said something along the lines of ''watching your parents die was the worst thing that ever happened to me'' which. is absolutely not what he said. he never centres his own feelings on the event, and he never implies that it was worse for him than for dick. he only said that — understandably — it was frightening and he had nightmares about it:
and also like. what was tim supposed to say instead of "it gave me nightmares"? what do you want him to say here. "oh yeah my first memory was watching your beloved parents fall to their brutal deaths. but it didn't affect me at all and i actually never cared" ???? come on now
the most objectively tactless or foot-in-mouth line tim has in this entire scene is "my parents [...] forgot all about it [...] but for years i kept having having the same nightmare over and over again." and of course we can argue that it was tasteless for tim to essentially be saying he had imagined himself, somewhat positively, in dick's shoes — but again, this was really wolfman using the medium of character dialogue to emphasize that tim idolizes dick! this entire arc is tim's character introduction; there are multiple instances where the "logical" line is altered in favour of exposition and backstory. wolfman is balancing dialogue with the need to introduce tim drake instead of just having it blandly written out in one long block of third-person text.
all this to say, tim drake absolutely Does have an issue with putting his foot directly into his mouth as a kid, but his backstory scene in a lonely place of dying is not at all a good example of this. luckily there are many others. always remember to be accurate with your tim drake hate
NO WAY, AN ACTUAL PROPER HAIKU
Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.
"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’
/'fɑ:t͡so͡ʊn/ or /ˈfɑːt.zo͡ʊn/ can't really decide.
it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.
Да.
i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend
do stuff while waiting for other stuff
like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time
waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there.
waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all
Learning another language is funny bc someone will say something like “sien” and you’re like what word is this. what secrets are you withholding from me. share with me your forbidden knowledge and they just misspelled sein
my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time
Cass is stuck in Spirit World
Cass is on a mission with the Birds of Prey!
Cass is doing a food tour of [insert city]. She cannot be reached for 5 business days.
Cass is on an undercover mission with Justice League Elite
Cass is on a globe-trotting adventure with Lady Shiva. She's surely having a great, angst-free time!
Cass is on a secret Batman-ordained mission that he trusts no one else but her with
Cass is doing a food eating contest right now and she's winning
Cass is playing rooftag tag with Steph! Do not interrupt!
Cass is on a Babs-enforced vacation and it is not going well :(
Cass is gone. No one knows where she is. She'll probably be back in a few days
Cass is visiting Bà Bao, Van, Liam, and Tony in their restaurant <3
Cass is helping Dick out in Bludhaven with a mission
Cass is breaking into the ballet academy to watch the dancers
Cass is beating up every gang in Gotham for some mission of her own
That's only a select few! Anyone feel free to add more, and fic writers feel free to use any of these!!
It makes me happy when they listen
It has been done. Do the thing.
alright, my turn
10,000 notes and i tell all my irl friends im a girl
hey relax for a second and watch the cat