Words To Use Instead Of "Said"

LAWD

Hey now, be careful with what you accept at bars

NOT TCEST NOT TCEST NOT TCEST

>two older men approach you

>they're a little sleezy?

>they offer you a drink. you've never seen drinks glow like that

>drink >refuse

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

UR MIKEY IS SO BBG

April and Casey own an apartment together

Mini comic of the brothers

Mona and Donnie do engineer work together

Introducing my 2012tmnt FutureAU to Tumblr! (I have more content on my Instagram) They’re all in their late 20s and I’ll be posting more about them here✌️

it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

I FEEL SO BAD FOR LEO WHAT😭

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Never ever think about repeating something from here, never ever think about it, don't even dare to imagine it in the real life It has been swirling in my head for too long, this version is considered as something extremely hard even if I don't show it like this, but they don't get a food magically, they're still hiding from the last explosion which led to the krangs finding them, but it's a baby, he literally can die without food sooner than all of them and Leo makes a deliberate decision with a "survival" probability on the spot with his very little knowledge about infants.

The Lifeaters

Pairings: SlytherinBoys! x Fem!Reader

Will be added by chapter, but for now all relations are platonic

Warnings: "Mugglephobia", cursing, Magic, curses, deatheaters, (more will be added by chapter)

As you begin Hogwarts, you begin your magical life in the company of your best friend Draco, and the rest of your housemates in Slytherin.

Being a part of the Wizarding Royalty gives little concerns, but to get good grades, learn new spells, make friends, have your first times, that is until you are face to face with life changing decisions as the dark Lord approaches and you have to fight between your nurture and your nature. Your friends and everything you believe in, or what you are coming to believe yourself when you finally discover who your own father was.

Slytherin Crew Archive

Year I.

Chapter 1: Diagon Alley

Chapter 2: Slytherin

Chapter 3: Teacher's pet

Chapter 4: Pumpkins, mischief and Trolls

Chapter 5: Back home

Chapter 6: Chirstmas with the Malfoys

Chapter 7: Matches

Chapter 8: The Forbidden Forest

Chapter 9: Exams

Chapter 10: The House cup

Year II.

Chapter 1: A Kerfuffle

Chapter 2: Chaser

Chapter 3: A Halloween feast

Chapter 4: The match

Chapter 5: The dueling club

Chapter 6: Christmas at Hogwarts

Chapter 7: Cupid

Chapter 8: Guilty

Chapter 9: Basili(s)k

Chapter 10: See you later

Year III

Chapter 1: Something's in the air

Chapter 2: That Chicken

Chapter 3: Your greatest fear

Chapter 4: Hogsmeade

Chapter 5: Crush-ing it

Chapter 6: The Shrieking Shack

Chapter 7: A mandragora's leaf

Chapter 8: Moths and Dogs

Chapter 9: The rubber duck

Chapter 10: Truth will out

Year IV

Chapter 1: The Quidditch World Cup

Chapter 2: Black Ferret

Chapter 3: Three Wizards... and Potter

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓸𝓰𝓾𝓮 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓦𝓮𝓻𝓮

Ascended Astarion x f!Reader

After the ending of the storyline…

Your love is powerful, ambitious, and entirely eager for your bed. But as you embark on your journey as Ascended Vampire and his Consort, you push him, making him reveal more to you than the cold exterior of his powers. And you’ll use any and every means necessary.

You are his equal, his match… and he will always be that Rogue he once was with you, side by side.

Ao3 Link

Chapter 1: Welcome Me | Chapter 2: Cleanse Me

Chapter 3: Surprise Me | Chapter 4: Hold Me

Chapter 5: Master Me | Chapter 6: Warm Me

Chapter 7: Persuade Me | Chapter 8: Scald Me

Chapter 9: Rescue Me | Chapter 10: Unmask Me

Chapter 11: Seek Me | Chapter 12: Treat Me

Chapter 13: Release Me | Chapter 14: Use Me

Chapter 15: Choke Me | Chapter 16:Reprimand Me

Chapter 17: Vex Me

Yuletide in Faerûn: Wrap Me Up

Fan Art…

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is it me or the thats looks like water bro or im just dumb

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