I Wish Mythbusters Was Still Around So We Could See Them Fuck Up A Cybertruck

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

she's allowed to stab me as long as she also licks the wounds

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

Oh? You've got some juicy little tidbit I haven't heard yet?

Just doodles. 

phys.org

Archaeologists uncover monumental relief of King Ashurbanipal in ancient city of Nineveh

A team from Heidelberg University excavating in Iraq made a spectacular find: In the throne room of the North Palace of King Ashurbanipal in

Great find.

Who I would like to be:

Minthara Baenre

Cunty

Crushes the spark from her enemies eyes for power and dominance

Believes men are dirt

Fucking gorgeous

Who I actually am:

Dame Aylin

Friend to all and absolutely worships my partner

Only mean when others are mean to me first

Believes everyone is equal under Selûne

Scarred and somehow always spotted with dirt