Mfw When Larian Didn't Include A Secret Jaheira Romance In Patch 8 Despite My Delusions...gilf Enjoyers

I have successfully completed all my house chores AND food prepped for the week. Jaheira would be proud of me and I think that’s an accurate measure of success.

My wife and I were discussing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (specifically from the 1980s) and she referred to Master Splinter as “Big Rat Daddy.”

I wish to inform you all that this is now what I will be calling Nine-Fingers Keene.

Big Rat Daddy

Open Culture

A 3D Model Reveals What the Parthenon and Its Interior Looked Like 2,500 Years Ago

Standing atop the Acropolis in Athens as it has for nearly 2,500 years now, the Parthenon remains an impressive sight indeed. Not that those

This is gorgeous. All we need now is smell-o-vision.

Current situation: eating a cupcake while taking a bath because I got a massage yesterday and the masseuse beat the shit out of me.

Also wondering whether Jaheira and Astele would be bath girls or shower girls?

I bet Astele would appreciate the quickness of a shower, while Jaheira would be a long, hot bath lover with bath bombs and bath teas and shit like that.

Jaheira would have one of those deep copper bathtubs so the water would stay hotter for longer.

Astele would have a stand-up shower and only soak when Jaheira invited her to bathe together.

I don’t think either would eat cupcakes.

i'll reach you

Pregnant forever!

i bet minthara's strap game is out of this plane

Finally playing bg3 again, yknow what that means...

💕HER💕

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

I’m just trying to listen to the Magic Flute. But I have a window in my office. It has been raining all day. The rain has stopped. Now everyone wants to look through said window. Please leave?

Posting this here because it’s one of my faves and because there’s nothing you can do to stop me!

Sewer Journals

What this fic has:

Jaheira being nosy as hell

Smut (because it’s me and apparently I can’t just write a regular fic - it’s not reeeally dirty like usual tho!!)

Ultra-soft Nine-Fingers Keene (deal with it)

What this fic does not have:

Uhm. Idk. Jaheira showing restraint like she ought to since she’s the High Harper and old as hell

Summary:

“Jaheira let out an amused breath. Sewer journals. It would appear the Underduke kept detailed diaries. Coded details of all past, present, and possibly future Guild business? A clear advantage; knowledge she absolutely must learn. She picked an older red one and opened it to a random page. She had long ago learned the code in which Nine-Fingers wrote her Guild communications, but the code in these pages seemed slightly different. Certain symbols and letters replaced ones that Jaheira knew well. But she was a quick study, always had been.”