I Do The Opposite Of Gatekeeping, I’m Not Going To Shut Up Until You Like This Thing As Much As I Do

Y’all, I drOPPED MY CUPCAKE.

This is why Jaheira won’t let Astele bring sweet rolls into their shared soak.

Current situation: eating a cupcake while taking a bath because I got a massage yesterday and the masseuse beat the shit out of me.

Also wondering whether Jaheira and Astele would be bath girls or shower girls?

I bet Astele would appreciate the quickness of a shower, while Jaheira would be a long, hot bath lover with bath bombs and bath teas and shit like that.

Jaheira would have one of those deep copper bathtubs so the water would stay hotter for longer.

Astele would have a stand-up shower and only soak when Jaheira invited her to bathe together.

I don’t think either would eat cupcakes.

The After Party

Pairing: Kibellah/The Rogue Trader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65568847

kibbith smut as promised 🫶

great minds think of dykes

My beloved: “Ooh, you’ve got a new wrinkle I hadn’t noticed before!”

Me:

Or they used to belong to Rion and Jord and she kept them because she’s “terribly sentimental.”

some of you might think that the random children's toys in Nine Fingers Keene's high security vault are some things sentimental and deeply personal to her. Some of you might think that they're there to fuck with whoever might dare to break into the Guildmaster's personal vault. actually its where she keeps the holiday presents for Jaheria's kids because we all know Jaheria is gonna forget to buy them herself

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

She would just one shot all the enemies

I need Nine-Fingers to fuck me senseless