Just Learned About Something Incredibly Wonderful

Thinking about faking my own death and vanishing into the mountains ngl

Will's Bruno of Ever Ready, owned by Will's Police Dog Kennels, 1922

"No photo has ever given justice to a Dog, neither does these two photos show Will's Bruno of Ever Ready as I see him in front of me. Whelped May 25th, 1920. Stands 25 inches at shoulder, as sound as a dollar, as true as steel, as gentle as a lamb, knows no fear."

On one hand, it's great to see people learn how to unfuck their living spaces. On the other hand, that stuff like "frequently used articles should be stored near where they're used" and "trash receptacles should be placed near activities that generate trash" are being received as radical ideas points to a serious knowledge transmission problem.

A quick and dirty on why retractable leashes are the devil:

1- Your dog is 15 feet away... do you know what it just ate? Did you see the squirrel it killed before it did? How, exactly, do you plan to keep the dog out of the road?

2- If the dog gets a good running start it can pull the leash out of your hand. And if you suddenly hit the stop toggle you can harm your dog.

3- Those leashes are very sharp at speed. They can lacerate both you or your pet.

4- Congratulations, your dog just created a Gordian Knot around you, that tree, and an errant child.

5- That dog down the street is reactive to other dogs based on proximity. Your dog is now 25 feet closer to that dog.

6- Your dog just took a dump 20 feet out in a field of tall grass. Have fun playing hunt the poop.

i'm an animal science major so part of my classes is getting hands-on experience with livestock. holstein calves are so silly

OH I LOVE HOLSTEIN CALVES theyre so sweet