god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds
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Plant studies
Keeping the Tigers entertained
I literally made this account to follow tumblr users and like stuff I find. Now featuring occational reblogs. 28|she/they
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