no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"
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Beyblade heavyweight division
MERRY: 1965 Mister Merryβs Play Lighter with Bubble Gum Cigarettes
*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that
i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit
"women are always likeβ"
"men are always likeβ"
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salmon run
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
Okay, so letβs get one thing out of the way now: this is not overnight. Youβll have to discipline yourself to do this for weeks until you get your desired result. After some time it will just come naturally.
STEP 1:
Stand against a wall or door with your feet together and heels touching the wall. Stand up STRAIGHT. If your posture is impotent, then this ainβt happening.
(if you canβt stand, sit as straight as you can)
STEP 2:
RELAX. Donβt tense up your whole body, especially not your shoulders. This is so easy to do.
STEP 3:
Press the back of your neck against the wall (itβs fine if it doesnβt actually touch, weβre just working the muscles)
STEP 4:
Start speaking for 10 minutes. Find a magazine, book, article or even recite a monologue if you know any. Youβll notice your voice is already dropping two octaves.
STEP 5:
DRINK!! WATER!!!! If you feel your throat scatching or at all painful, STOP!! Take a break! And drink water, no ice.
STEP 6:
After ten minutes (or however long you can do) lay down flat. Keep your body straight. Relax your whole body. Try a visualisation where you relax from your feet up into your head. Doing this will give your throats a chance to cool down (itβs still a muscle!!)
**Bonus Tips**
HONEY - it coats your throats and protects it from damage. Use it before and/or after this exercise.
HOT TEA - I suggest ginger, but you can really pick whatever kind you want. As long itβs not coffee.
WATER!!!!
A CORK - if youβre wanting to go the extra mile, put a cork in your mouth and speak. This helps enunciation and can really help.
DONβT FORCE - if you force your voice to sound low it will sound very artificial
BE PATIENT - Itβs gonna take time! Take it as a challenge.
I have tried humming while moving my head, singing to Panic! At The Disco and literally EVERY other thing to lower my voice and this is the only thing that has worked.
Just be safe, donβt hurt yourself!