Everyone Say In The Tags What Their Current Custom Discord Status Is

i hope i am not just a mutual to you but also the strange creature in your bushes that makes you say “jesus fucking christ what was that”

At least we have jacking off

vibe i got from s1

Indian Mantis (Creobroter pictipennis), a species native to Asia

📸: @cider_mantodea

wake up

deny yourself

4. phone in bed

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

during transitory periods of your life you may hit a 'this isn't even worth it, i'm already exhausted out of my mind from the effort of bringing this about, and losing any comforts i may have had in my life before - is it even going to be better for all of this?'. that's the hater PRINCE DIOS speaking and you have to run him over with a car

There is a subspecies of super chunky gigantic field mice that have rapidly evolved on a remote Scottish archipelago in the past 1,000 years. 😭