จับลูกเจี๊ยบใส่สูท 🐥 👔 translation for the last pic 🐥 meet his future self
🐍: listen to me boy… (insert future events) whisper whisper whisper 🐥: ohh really??? 🐍: nod
aziraphale : what did you say to him..? 🐍: : nothing important , he'll forget about it soon
I probably won't finish this piece any time soon, but I wanted to share the unfinished version with you anyways!
crowley in the 80s
Lavender & Chamomile
prints ♥
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Crowley is not going to deny Aziraphale in season 3. He's not going to turn him away, or make him beg, or refuse him! Crowley does not love conditionally!! In fact he knows firsthand exactly how awful it is to be rejected by someone you love and trust just for being exactly who and what you are. He would never do that to Aziraphale. He didn't walk away when Aziraphale refused him the holy water, he saved him in 1941; Crowley didn't abandon Aziraphale (and earth) for alpha centauri during the apocalypse, he kept coming back for him until he knew Aziraphale was gone. Crowley will be there for him when Aziraphale reaches out because Crowley knows and understands Aziraphale better than anyone.
Too holy 😣
We all know that when Crowley says, "You can't leave this bookshop", what he's really saying is, "You can't leave this life we've made together", but he's too scared to include himself explicitly in it, right? It's like in the fight about Gabriel where Crowley says he wants Gabriel "nowhere near the precious, peaceful, fragile existence he's carved out for himself" but we all know he's just talking about Aziraphale because whenever he's actually talking to Jim or himself, he's only worried about what will happen to Aziraphale, not himself in the slightest. Worrying what will happen to himself is a facade he pulls up in front of Aziraphale to deflect from how deeply he loves him.
On the other hand, when Aziraphale says, "Oh Crowley, nothing lasts forever", he's really saying, "I love you so much that I am willing to give up all my most precious worldly possessions to assure that you are given the treatment and reinstatement you so deserve." His tone of voice and his face are both all love even.
Like it's just so amazingly sad that what Crowley is reading as rejection, as "you're not good enough as you are", is almost definitely Aziraphale saying he loves him more than everything else and thinks he's the most truly good soul he knows?
I’m at a payphonr 😢
END OF ACT II
It still drives me insane how people assuming Crowley and Aziraphale are dating is a running joke all throughout the entire series but the moment Nina asks genuinely about their relationship Crowley needs to sit down and have a drink after realising his crush
Where did Muriel even find that book
⚠️GO S2 SPOILERS⚠️
Fallen Pt 6
Voice of God: There is one other thing that you have to remember about Crowley… It isn’t a part of any other demon’s corporation…
he's connected the dots. he's connected them.
3 years of ranboolive :D
Really love Ineffable Divorce from the perspective of the other shopkeepers... to them, one day, some gorgeous guy showed up naked on Mr. Fell's doorstep and a couple of days later, Mr. Fell had disappeared and so had the naked guy... so the whole neighborhood thinks Aziraphale ran off with Gabriel and that's why the bookshop is now being operated by this odd little person hired by its sad and distracted owner-- Mr. Fell's abandoned ginger goth husband with the gorgeous old car. Nothing has been this juicy on the street in decades...
Parallels - Good Omens Seasons One & Two - Part One
thinking about the fact that from a human’s perspective crowley is just some skinny middle aged goth dude with dyed red hair and a face tattoo who drives an almost hundred year old car to his complete opposite aesthetic boyfriend’s bookshop nearly every day. why? because he can, that’s why.
I love Nina so much, she’s like oh are you banging the librarian, cause you’re a whore and a slut? and Crowley just stood there like, man that was an option?
Aziraphale is handling his role as archangel just fine.
I'm a firm believer that Aziracrow will make up, HOWEVER I think Aziraphale will NEVER hear the end of it.
*500 years later: Aziraphale doing something accidentally* "Oops, sorry"
*Crowley, mockingly* "I fOrGiVe yOu"
*Sigh* "Crowley, I said I was sorry! Will you let it go, please?"
*Crowley, dramatically falling back on his chair, still doing the mocking voice* "cOmE wItH mE tO hEaVeN"
more good omens!! literally whats up with these guys
Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀
David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley
Back on the bench
And again, and again…
*Aziraphale ignoring the fact that she can understand English and continues to talk in bad French*
Crowely : why am I in love with this idiot ffs
Crumbling
unfortunately bro flirted with the wrong dilf 😔🦎